Go to Hell, Paris
Tags: Paris Hilton
I seriously don’t even know where to start here. I am not having a good day; I went in to the dentist this morning to get a cracked filling fixed and ended up having to get a root canal. I’m allergic to morphine so I can’t take Vicodin or anything like that. I can barely even focus through the pain right now, and here’s Her Herpetic Highness strutting around in… whatever the shit this is. Paris Hilton is totally trying to kill me. Through my eyes.
This getup is supposedly for some kind of photoshoot. I have no idea what for. I wasn’t paying attention to the photo tags, because I don’t care. I’m just going to assume that Paris has come back from the future to warn us all about the epidemic plague which she will unleash on the world from the viral hot zone between her legs.
We’re all doomed:
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
What in THE hell? She’s like Geordi Laforge and the chick from Blade Runner mated, only with more disease and general retardedness.
Awwwww, sorry to hear about the tooth, Sarah, Abby, Sonya or whoever - you’re all great. Hope you feel better soon. Try icing your cheek. It helped me a little when I had something similar done.
Apr 3rd, 2009
deka
did a blog post on these mackdaddy line glasses earlier this week
as ridiculous as they are, she looks kinda hot.. :-/
the hair cut works
Apr 3rd, 2009
Estrela Diária
Someone please kill this useless bitch
Apr 4th, 2009
Fawn Leibowitz
If she doesn’t destoy us all with her Herpes, we will fall from a scorching case of Vapid Parisitis.
Apr 6th, 2009
RaraAvis
OMG, yeeeah writer, I too was at the dentist on Friday. But they had to pull my tooth, and now I have to get an implant. It sucks! But on the bright side, I am not allergic and the vicodin has been berry, berry good to me. Hope we’re both better soon.
Apr 6th, 2009
ThecounT
I think she looks hott!
Count
May 7th, 2009
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