Apr 3, 20091

Lily Allen Cutewatch ’09: The Spy Who Shagged Me

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Lily Allen performing in Los Angeles

Lily Allen performed in Los Angeles last night on the second stop of her US tour.  She wore glittery hot pants at one point, because why wouldn’t she?  Cute people can wear whatever the fuck they want.  It’s true.  Lily also drank three glasses of white wine, which was apparently just sufficient to convince her it was a good idea to let Lindsay Lohan climb up on stage and shake her ginger ass.

Whatever.  Nobody cares about stupid dumb Lindsay Lohan.  Hopefully she’ll die of malnutrition one of these days, and her tombstone will read, “Man cannot live by Red Bull alone”, and we’ll finally be rid of her.  In the meantime, let’s focus on what’s important: not only did dear Lily wear glittery hotpants, but she also brought back the bunny ears (!!!) and, because she hearts me so hard, she finally wore a doofy hat again.  I love it when hats happen.  Oh, Lily.  Shine on, lil star!

With La Lohan:

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Workin’ her adorable little heart out:

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  1. anonymous

    Oh behave, as cute as Lily Allen is, is it really necessary to want Lindsay Lohan to die of anything? I mean I’ll be sad, they’ll be a moment when I’m completely inconsolable, that will last about 10 minutes, and then somebody will build another one that looks just like her. but it’s just a little too dramatic, I mean who throws a shoe..really?

    Apr 19th, 2009

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