Quickies: Cullenism

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Cullenism -- The Twilight Religion

Retards obsessed with Twilight take it one step further and create a whole retarded religion based on the idea that the retarded books are real. (AgentBedhead)

Miley Cyrus is the epitome of class and gratitude on the red carpet. (WIMB)

Half-naked 30-something mothers who were famous 12 years ago. (IDLYITW)

Twitter can save your life, apparently. (AllieIsWired)

As if the original “We Are the World” song weren’t horrifically cheesy enough, Disney has plans to redo it with Miley Cyrus and The Jonas Brothers. (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico on the set of The Rum Diary. (ICYDK)

Conan O’Brien and his adorable family. (CelebBabyScoop)

Kim Kardashian has fat fingers. (IDWYL)

Lady GaGa and Lady Starlight defile a NYC club. (TheBlemish)

It would seem The Olsen Twins are completely unaware of the recession. (EvilBeet)

Hilary Duff looking cute as a button in nerdy glasses. (HollywoodTuna)

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are working on their marriage before they have more kids.  Or something.  It’s not entirely clear, actually; I think I fell asleep halfway through the article, because I don’t really care about high-maintenance divas and their undead husbands. (ASL)

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  1. Jon

    Smoke that crack, oh yeah, hit it bitch!

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