I’m sure you woke up this morning with several unanswered questions churning inside your head — “What day is it?” “Where am I?” “Is that pee?” and “Who won the American Country Music Awards 2009 Entertainer of the Year?” Well, worry no more, my friends. All the answers you need are right here. People Magazine says

Carrie Underwood became the first woman since 2001 to be named ACM entertainer of the year – and only the seventh female to win the Academy of Country Music’s top honor since it was first handed out in 1970.

Underwood also took home the award for top female vocalist, a repeat of last year’s win.

The answers to the rest of your questions are: Monday, a Tijuana bus station, and yes, respectively. Now might be a good time to check your anus for fissures.

Marisa Miller:

Kelli Pickler:

Leann Rimes:

Taylor Swift:

Carrie Underwood:

Nicole Kidman, Matthew McConaughey, Miley Cyrus and lots more after the jump.

Julianne Hough:

Billy Ray and Miley Cyrus and Martina McBride:

Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban:

Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves:

Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy: