Quickies: Shock and Awe
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The ugliest thing to grace the red carpet at the ACM awards, and I’m not talking about Billy Ray Cyrus’ hair. (Socialite Life)
Angelina Jolie distracts Madonna with a decoy baby on SNL! (Celebitchy)
Lauren Conrad works a Where’s Waldo bikini. (CelebSlam)
Carrie Underwood changes clothes 10 times during the ACM’s, and all 10 dresses are hideous. See for yourself. (Lainey Gossip)
Jennifer Lopez thinks she bangs. Except she blows. The discerning eye knows the difference. (UseMyComputer)
In honor of her craft, 77 sexy photos of Farrah Fawcett. (COED Magazine)
Audrina Partridge tries to be Daisy Duke and fails miserably. (Dirty Rotten Whore)
Vintage Richard Simmons bloopers! Like the one where he says “jism” instead of “gym.” (Seriously? OMG)
Spencer deems Heidi Montag the “pop queen” and bashes Lady Gaga for being a one-trick pony. Pot, it’s the kettle calling! (Websters)
Megan Fox’s sexy Spanish DT spread. (Derek Hail)
Ashton Kutcher is cheating on Demi Moore with Katherine Heigl! (Drunken Stepfather)
“Powder Blue” isn’t worth watching, even if Jessica Biel does play a dirty stripper. (Pajiba)

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