Apr 6, 2009

Thar She Blows, Kelly Osbourne Off the Port Bow

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Buddy the Elf had to cross the seven levels of the Candy Cane Woods and go through the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops before he made it to the Lincoln Tunnel. Kelly Osbourne must have taken the Bologna Forest and Italian Sausage Meadow shortcut.

Nearly drowning fiance Luke Worrall in Miami:

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5 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Hollllly crap that bitch is THICK!

    Apr 6th, 2009

  2. abby

    We prefer the term “metabolically challenged.”

    Apr 6th, 2009

  3. sonya

    It looks like she’s trying to drown him. I heard that happened to another handler at Sea World.

    Apr 6th, 2009

  4. Jon

    I don’t have a problem with her body, I just think shes one of the homely-ist girls I’ve ever seen

    Oh and hello ladies. Good seeing you Abby. Oh and if you bring the thickness I’ll bring the quickness. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds mildly sexual…lol

    Apr 6th, 2009

  5. Deangelo Swonke

    Exclusive Hot video with Kelly Osbourne

    http://kelly–osbourne.blogspot.com/?id=70843832&s=y

    Really Hot!!!

    Oct 5th, 2009

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