Lindsay Lohan Confirms Split from Samantha Ronson
Tags: break up, dumped, Lindsay Lohan, Samantha Ronson, split
After categorically denying it all weekend, Lindsay Lohan finally admitted that she and Samantha Ronson have split. She told E! Online
“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
A “brief break,” was it? Because the way I remember it, Samantha changed the locks and physically barred you from attending any of her gigs. If that’s the case, then my robbing a pharmacy at gunpoint must just be a “brief break from the laws of civilized society” and my arsenal of prescription drugs must a “brief break from the constraints of reality.” Too bad the American penal system doesn’t see it your way, Lindsay.
UPDATE: Us Weekly is reporting that the Ronsons have requested a brief police-ordered break from Lindsay, or as the cops like to call it, a restraining order.
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PHOTO SOURCE: Mavrix Online
6 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.” - either that means her new best friend just became a monster dildo, or she’s going back to the penis.
Apr 7th, 2009
abby
Counting down to rehab in 3, 2, 1…
Apr 7th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Porn, meet Lindsay, Lindsay, meet porn.
Apr 7th, 2009
tammy
Lindsey u are the best. I know things have been rough right now and it can only get rought before it gets better. Sam was only using u for the publisity she dosent deserve a wonderful person like u. U can do much better with your self and your life. U are bright brilliant and and beautiful..I really hope u get back on tract and keep pushing for your goal in life and no matter what youll have one promising fan right here no matter what people say or think. we all hit the dirt hard sometimes hell i know i did but u can only pick yourself back up if u choose to….Hopefully u will because i love your movies (ALL OF THEM) and i would like to see u feature in more.
Apr 8th, 2009
Eduardo Oda
Really sexy video with Lindsay Lohan found here:
http://lindsay-lohan-hot-sex.blogspot.com/?id=41995334&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
Ron Pelote
Samantha Ronson bikini video online !!
http://samantha-ronson-video.blogspot.com/?id=73128733&s=y
really sexy!!!
Oct 9th, 2009
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