Apr 7, 2009
Robert Pattinson Full Frontal Nudity in Little Ashes
Tags: full frontal, little ashes, naked, nude, robert pattinson, salvador dali
A full frontal photo of “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson as Salvador Dalí in “Little Ashes” has found its way online, and dear God is it disappointing. To begin with, all you see are pubes, really, no actual wiener, and then there’s the fact that Robert Pattinson is downright revolting naked. He has the hips of a woman and the muscular definition of a wad of soft cheese. Dalí must have embraced doughnuts and Texas cheese toast as enthusiastically as he embraced surrealism.
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
I haven’t clicked the pick above, but the censored part is small enough to say he’s probably hung like a china man coming out of the pool on a cold day.
Apr 7th, 2009
courtney
he’s tucking it back for the scene
Apr 7th, 2009
Jen
Just so all of you know, this movie was before twilight. He worked out a ton after this so I’m sure the picture would be very different now
Apr 7th, 2009
Alb3rt1
OMG… it is little
Apr 8th, 2009
laura
not saying is IS big, who really knows, but just so you know, if you click the real picture, you can’t see it because it’s below the mirror, not because it’s too small, lol
Apr 9th, 2009
Rene
Robert had to do a “testi tuck” for that scene. Mind you ‘little ashes’ was made before ‘Twilight’. The body looks better now. He does have very girly hips.
Apr 9th, 2009
Caryss
Looks damn good to me!! Love the side Cuts.. And I’m sure everything below is better than all the other ‘hater’ commenter’s bodies! I adore Robert, and I think he’s even more admirable for the fact that he wld rather prefer to be private, rather than become an attention hog. Everything you’re doing is magnificent, Robert! (if ur reading this)
Apr 22nd, 2009
Emily Kate
CARYSS I totally agree with you!!!! I think he looks amazing as usuall!!! He could weigh 400 lbs and I would still think he is the best and SEXY. He is funny down to earth and I would love to hang out with him! I mean really look at him he is beautiful and every other part of him is to I am sure. So ease up off of him!!
Apr 28th, 2009
kelsey
Ok so first of…. DONT FREAKIN JUDGE HM DAMMIT!!!! He has love handles…so wat… it is probably better that way because u have something to hold onto when… well never mind that. ^,….,^ ok so second i will say this i have seen him in tight jeans and it is bigger than most would expect. hehe. and third he has worked out ALOT SINCE THIS PIX so watever we are seeing is a whole lot better now. And forth u cant judge him by this pix because of a few things like
~ it is below the mirror
~he is not hard because he is in a gay movie and is not turned on by the fact that is wat he is poseing for {not that there is nouthing wronge with it]
~ and he probably might be tucking it in lol
I love rob i send him letters and email and i am not just saying that because i like his looks. i like his attitude so if anyone has to say anything about him FUCKING COME SEE ME!!!
~~~kelsey~~~w~~~
Apr 29th, 2009
kelsey
the ^,
….,^ thing was suppost to be this ^,….,^ lol it is a face
Apr 29th, 2009
Dee
I think that Robert Pattinson has done a great JOB!!!! He is an actor and that is what actors do. Everyone else needs to get a life and worry about other things such the homeless and abused children things of that sort!!!! Obviously it can’t be too terribly small or he wouldn’t be able to tuck it away. It’s not like any of you will ever get to use it anyway!!!! LOL
May 13th, 2009
MaleCelebsBlog
Holy crap, this is like Yeeeah sauce on an awesome burger!!!
May 14th, 2009
leda
I think he looks fine. And I bet that no one on here that is making fun of him looks better than this naked. its easy to criticize when you’re safely unseen behind your computer eh?
You are all just jealous because he is handsome and famous and rich and all the ladies adore him.
May 18th, 2009
chloe
ummmm that wasnt even anything why is it even bleeped? its just above where i want it to be lol
Jul 28th, 2009
emmie and teddy bear
ohkay first off all you bitches can back the fuck off. whether hes tucking it or not has nothing to do with anything. he is sexy as fuck and you all know getting down his pants would be fabulous no matter if it was big or small or if he didnt know how to use it. oh well, second off his personality can suck my cock because hes too damn sexy to keep anything hidden in his pants. we love him and we are deffinately gonna get back to all you niggaz out there who think your all tight for submitting this dumbass shit on here. get it? ohkay. latttttter hoes! (:
Jul 31st, 2009
emmie and teddy bear
oh and emmie said that yall niggaz can suck her cock as well.
Jul 31st, 2009
Wes
Omg!! U all that think he is ugly, u need ur eyes checked!! He is super sexy;) would luv to see the real thing instead of just a pic….mmmmm… The things I would do to him:)) lol
Nov 10th, 2009
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