Apr 7, 200921
Robert Pattinson Full Frontal Nudity in Little Ashes
Tags: full frontal, little ashes, naked, nude, robert pattinson, salvador dali
A full frontal photo of “Twilight” star Robert Pattinson as Salvador Dalí in “Little Ashes” has found its way online, and dear God is it disappointing. To begin with, all you see are pubes, really, no actual wiener, and then there’s the fact that Robert Pattinson is downright revolting naked. He has the hips of a woman and the muscular definition of a wad of soft cheese. Dalí must have embraced doughnuts and Texas cheese toast as enthusiastically as he embraced surrealism.


21 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
I haven’t clicked the pick above, but the censored part is small enough to say he’s probably hung like a china man coming out of the pool on a cold day.
Apr 7th, 2009
courtney
he’s tucking it back for the scene
Apr 7th, 2009
Jen
Just so all of you know, this movie was before twilight. He worked out a ton after this so I’m sure the picture would be very different now
Apr 7th, 2009
Alb3rt1
OMG… it is little
Apr 8th, 2009
laura
not saying is IS big, who really knows, but just so you know, if you click the real picture, you can’t see it because it’s below the mirror, not because it’s too small, lol
Apr 9th, 2009
Rene
Robert had to do a “testi tuck” for that scene. Mind you ‘little ashes’ was made before ‘Twilight’. The body looks better now. He does have very girly hips.
Apr 9th, 2009
Caryss
Looks damn good to me!! Love the side Cuts.. And I’m sure everything below is better than all the other ‘hater’ commenter’s bodies! I adore Robert, and I think he’s even more admirable for the fact that he wld rather prefer to be private, rather than become an attention hog. Everything you’re doing is magnificent, Robert! (if ur reading this)
Apr 22nd, 2009
Emily Kate
CARYSS I totally agree with you!!!! I think he looks amazing as usuall!!! He could weigh 400 lbs and I would still think he is the best and SEXY. He is funny down to earth and I would love to hang out with him! I mean really look at him he is beautiful and every other part of him is to I am sure. So ease up off of him!!
Apr 28th, 2009
kelsey
Ok so first of…. DONT FREAKIN JUDGE HM DAMMIT!!!! He has love handles…so wat… it is probably better that way because u have something to hold onto when… well never mind that. ^,….,^ ok so second i will say this i have seen him in tight jeans and it is bigger than most would expect. hehe. and third he has worked out ALOT SINCE THIS PIX so watever we are seeing is a whole lot better now. And forth u cant judge him by this pix because of a few things like
~ it is below the mirror
~he is not hard because he is in a gay movie and is not turned on by the fact that is wat he is poseing for {not that there is nouthing wronge with it]
~ and he probably might be tucking it in lol
I love rob i send him letters and email and i am not just saying that because i like his looks. i like his attitude so if anyone has to say anything about him FUCKING COME SEE ME!!!
~~~kelsey~~~w~~~
Apr 29th, 2009
kelsey
the ^,
….,^ thing was suppost to be this ^,….,^ lol it is a face
Apr 29th, 2009
Dee
I think that Robert Pattinson has done a great JOB!!!! He is an actor and that is what actors do. Everyone else needs to get a life and worry about other things such the homeless and abused children things of that sort!!!! Obviously it can’t be too terribly small or he wouldn’t be able to tuck it away. It’s not like any of you will ever get to use it anyway!!!! LOL
May 13th, 2009
MaleCelebsBlog
Holy crap, this is like Yeeeah sauce on an awesome burger!!!
May 14th, 2009
leda
I think he looks fine. And I bet that no one on here that is making fun of him looks better than this naked. its easy to criticize when you’re safely unseen behind your computer eh?
You are all just jealous because he is handsome and famous and rich and all the ladies adore him.
May 18th, 2009
chloe
ummmm that wasnt even anything why is it even bleeped? its just above where i want it to be lol
Jul 28th, 2009
emmie and teddy bear
ohkay first off all you bitches can back the fuck off. whether hes tucking it or not has nothing to do with anything. he is sexy as fuck and you all know getting down his pants would be fabulous no matter if it was big or small or if he didnt know how to use it. oh well, second off his personality can suck my cock because hes too damn sexy to keep anything hidden in his pants. we love him and we are deffinately gonna get back to all you niggaz out there who think your all tight for submitting this dumbass shit on here. get it? ohkay. latttttter hoes! (:
Jul 31st, 2009
emmie and teddy bear
oh and emmie said that yall niggaz can suck her cock as well.
Jul 31st, 2009
Wes
Omg!! U all that think he is ugly, u need ur eyes checked!! He is super sexy;) would luv to see the real thing instead of just a pic….mmmmm… The things I would do to him:)) lol
Nov 10th, 2009
Joan
I own the freakin movie and have watched it probably a dozen times….it very plainly shows him tuck it in….it only shows his pubes,its NO full frontal. And whether your hung like an elephant or a hamster,any man can tuck it under and it dissappears in the little hidey crack!!!!!!
Im sure Rob’s dick is a perfectly adequete size and I personally volunteer my services to check not only the size but also his sexual prowess.I guarentee the mans got game!!!!!
Joan
Jan 10th, 2010
anonymousmale
I love how guys jump at the chance to make fun of the possible size of it, just cos girls love him, you’re all retarded
I also love how whenever a guy makes fun, hundreds of girls dive in to rescue him by saying that it aint on show and its huge and they’d do everything to him, makes you all sound like tramps tbh
My advice to the guys: lay off him, he’s more talented than you and clearly more attractive than practically all of you. Plus, girls will only hate you for being jealous messes
My advice to the girls: Give it up, its all over google that he’s admitted to having one thats like a twig, just type in ‘robert pattinson small manhood’ and see for yourself. Don’t make yourselves sound all desperate and slaggish to fight an already lost battle.
Overall, he’s a wicked guy. Doesn’t big himself up or crave all the attention, isn’t afraid to admit to anything, gotta respect him.
Jan 19th, 2010
Harley
you guys are insanely crazed about all of this.how can any of you defend someone you know nothing about, nobody even knows this dude…you all just wish you do. how many of you can say that you actually talked to him, or hang out regularly? probably none. i dont see how people can obsess over actors or any other famous people for that matter. how are any of you ever gonna have a real relationship with someone if youre obsessing over someone else(someone who doesnt know you or care to). i see guys walking down the street who are way better looking then half the men on tv, and theres no crowd following them. if the dude is as man as you all say he is then shut the fuck up about it and let him defend himself. a real man wouldnt want a bunch of women jumping to his defense..im sure its embarrassing; and why would anyone care about the size of his dick anyways? it would only matter if u had to fuck em, and the way it sounds everyone wants to but nobody has. you crazed bitches need to get laid, by a real man…not just in your fantasies.
Jan 25th, 2010
Mrs. Rob Pattinson
It’s hard to tell how hot he looks this image is very unclear. But as stated he had to work out for New Moon, if you look at his naked upper bod there you would see he has like a seven or something pack which he completely lacks in this image.
Also as mentioned his penis is below the mirror/camera, I have seen this image before without the censor(although I forget where) and all there is is pubic hair. So size is impossible to see in this image. But it doesn’t matter, it shouldn’t on any man as long as he is sweet and someone you love. And Rob is gorgeous no matter what.
To the person who says he admitted saying it’s the size of a twig, he’s insecure. He jokingly puts himself down a lot. We will all say things about what we look like that other loved ones will tell us is rubbish.
May 16th, 2010
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