Everyone’s always telling me how 40 is the new 30. Judging from these pictures of Helena Christensen in a bikini, I’d say 40 is more like the new 69. High five!
It’s well known that both Penelope Cruz, and Helena Christensen are bi-sexual. Bono and his wife Ali have been involved with them both sexually for some time now. It’s why they spend so much time together.
The stories about Bono’s drug fueled three in a bed romp with his wife, and Patsy Kensit were reported in the UK press way back in the the early eighties. Patsy was still married to Jim Kerr of “Simple Minds” at the time. What a great “mate” Bono must be.
What scares me is that Bono lives right next door to Enya in Killiney. What a mind boggling image a Bono, ali, and Enya threesome conjours up.
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sonya
I’m sad that Bono has turned into Robin Williams.
Apr 8th, 2009
abby
No kidding. He used to be so hot. Getting old sucks.
Apr 8th, 2009
Jon
lol…he does look like robin williams or at least how he did look about 10 years ago.
I’d still do Helena Christensen, but I would most definitely have to stick a bag on her head first.
Oh and morning Sonya, you little minx you.
Apr 8th, 2009
jmflynny
I can only assume you’re talking about Bono, but Helena looks terrific.
Apr 10th, 2009
Alex
It’s well known that both Penelope Cruz, and Helena Christensen are bi-sexual. Bono and his wife Ali have been involved with them both sexually for some time now. It’s why they spend so much time together.
The stories about Bono’s drug fueled three in a bed romp with his wife, and Patsy Kensit were reported in the UK press way back in the the early eighties. Patsy was still married to Jim Kerr of “Simple Minds” at the time. What a great “mate” Bono must be.
What scares me is that Bono lives right next door to Enya in Killiney. What a mind boggling image a Bono, ali, and Enya threesome conjours up.
Jun 18th, 2009
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