On Tuesday, while Ashlee Simpson posted a photo of four-month-old Bronx Mowgli on Twitter, husband Pete Wentz was in Vegas getting drunk with a bunch of strippers. According to Star Magazine

The Fall Out Boy bassist — who was without his wife of nearly one year — partied hard with about 50 band members, dancers and pals (including Girls Next Door star Holly Madison) following a sold-out show at the Palms Casino Resort on April 5.

“Everybody was going absolutely crazy,” an eyewitness tells Star. “People were even drunkenly playing makeshift Slip ‘n’ Slide with a mat and lubricant. And Pete was in great spirits. He was dancing and… grinding up against the dancers.”

At one point he was “dancing on a pool table with the girls,” the partygoer adds.

There has to be some mistake here. Pete’s just one of the girls. And we all know how girls are when they hang out together — waylayed by their desires and bi-curious impulses and forced to surrender themselves to naked-pillow-fights-turned-daisy-chains. If it wasn’t true, they wouldn’t have put it on the internet.