Apr 9, 2009
S.S. Avril Lavigne Gets Wasted
Tags: Avril Lavigne, deryck whibley, drunk, wasted
Husband Deryck Whibley was nowhere in sight when Avril Lavigne got shit-faced with a couple of girlfriends at My House in Hollywood last night. My sources tell me he was home pondering the faggy spelling of the name “Deryck” and the unfortunate connotations between “Whibley” and a flaccid penis.
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chin creases
I just want to hate fuck her so hard.
Apr 10th, 2009
Jon
Weird how that works. I had a super bitch of a teacher I wanted to do that to in high school. Couldn’t stand the woman, but I wouldn’t have thrown her over her desk in a second if I thought we’d get away with it…lol
Apr 11th, 2009
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