Apr 9, 20094

S.S. Avril Lavigne Gets Wasted

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Avril Lavigne Parties in Hollywood

Husband Deryck Whibley was nowhere in sight when Avril Lavigne got shit-faced with a couple of girlfriends at My House in Hollywood last night. My sources tell me he was home pondering the faggy spelling of the name “Deryck” and the unfortunate connotations between “Whibley” and a flaccid penis.

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. chin creases

    I just want to hate fuck her so hard.

    Apr 10th, 2009

  2. Jon

    Weird how that works. I had a super bitch of a teacher I wanted to do that to in high school. Couldn’t stand the woman, but I wouldn’t have thrown her over her desk in a second if I thought we’d get away with it…lol

    Apr 11th, 2009

  3. KnowItAll

    Dude, she’s faked Drunk for the photog’s so many times, how can you keep falling for it. Once, while under-age to drink, she left the club w/a cola (peeps can’t carry out containers of alcohol in the US) totally sober wearing a ginger-ale t-shirt. She totally scammed everyone – that wasn’t in on it – for years: she was sober the whole time.
    Wake Up America!

    Dec 4th, 2009

  4. sweet_girl

    yeah I thought that avril wasn`t showin something liked great from fans from yourselfs,Ok..

    Jan 25th, 2010

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