S.S. Charlize Theron in May ‘09 Issue of Marie Claire UK

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Charlize Theron in May '09 issue of Marie Claire UK

I have no idea why Charlize Theron is in the May ‘09 issue of Marie Claire UK.  Does she have a new movie coming out or something?  I didn’t actually read the article, because all the highlighted bits were about boring shit like what kinds of questions people ask Sean Penn and how women get a raw deal in Hollywood and then a bunch of junk about complex roles and her “craft”, and I fall asleep each and every single time some actressin’ narcissist starts talking about their goddamn craft.  You ain’t Monet, honey; let’s not overcomplicate things here.

The hell was my point?  I’m actually not sure I had one, aside from the fact that Charlize Theron is unfathomably beautiful, but best enjoyed mute.

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Article from May ‘09 Marie Claire UK:

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4 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    She looks good airbrushed and naked, but you know the girl is just a stone cold bitch.

  2. chin creases

    ahhhh she is orange wtf?…they need to ease up on the airbrushing, it looks stupid and fake.

  3. Prop8

    hot as usual

  4. She is doing a satanic salute to lucifer with her right hand.

    RESEARCH LUCIFERIANISM!

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