Lisa Rinna opens up about posing in Playboy at the age of 45. Get it? Opens up? It was a vagina joke, dumbass. (Bricks and Stones)

Nicole Kidman without all the Botox. (Holy Moly)

When did Evangeline Lily turn into an ugly little shrew? (UseMyComputer)

Holly Madison’s cleavage has seen better days. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Seth Rogan’s new black comedy kicks ass. (Pajiba)

Hulk Hogan is the new O.J. Simpson. (The Blemish)

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her massive rack in next month’s Maxim magazine. (CelebNewsWire)

Evan Rachel Wood gets naughty for GQ. Rowr! (popoholic)

Hands down, the finest collection of hot asses on the internet. (COED Magazine)

Drew Barrymore as a flapper, and no, I’m not talking about her saggy tits. (Websters)

Christie Brinkley looks incredible for being more than half a century old. (Hollywood Rag)

Cassie goes neo-Nazi with a half-shaved head. (Bastardly)

Classic case of life imitating art — Jennifer Aniston plans to get inseminated with David Schwimmer’s spunk. (Seriously OMG)

Meet Miss Transworld Surf 2009! Make sure to bring some lotion and a couple of tissues. (Rad Report)