Quickies: Old Dog, New Tricks

Apr 17, 20091

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American Idol reject arrested for stalking Britney Spears! (IDLYITW)

Drew Barrymore shows off her nipples. (CityRag)

Gwyneth Paltrow/Winona Ryder bitchfight! (Socialite Life)

Coco just got dethroned as the dirtiest plastic bitch in D-listdom. (The Dirty)

Michelle Rodriguez is born again! I think it has something to do with coming face-first out of some chick’s puss. (Fatback)

Mickey Rourke and Kim Basinger reunited! (HolyMoly)

Anna Kournikova before the anorexia turned her into a 12-year old boy. (UseMyComputer)

Lisa Rinna’s Playboy cover finally hits the net. (CelebWarship)

Angelina Jolie’s got GRAY HAIR!! (popbytes)

Elle McPherson goes see-through. You’re welcome! (Hollywood Tuna)

Ashton Kutcher has bested CNN! (Websters)

Kendra Wilkinson really knows how to work a pole. (Bastardly)

Who knew Rumor Willis had such a nice ass? (Dirty Rotten Whore)