Oh look, it’s Jessica Biel.  And also her breasts.

Here are some screen caps of Jessica Biel topless in Powder Blue.  These things are everywhere on these here interwebs today, but I’m posting them especially for you, my preciouses, because I am a kind and generous soul.

I know y’all are drawn to breasts like moths to flame, but I strongly (strongly) encourage you to avoid this film at all costs.  Firstly, all women named Jessica are utterly worthless actresses.  There are only three exceptions to this rule, and Biel ain’t one of ‘em.  These exceptions are as follows: Jessica Lange, Jessica Tandy, and Jessica Rabbit.  Another reason to avoid this steaming pile is the fact that the theatrical release is scheduled for 8 May 2009 and the DVD release is scheduled for 9 June 2009.  For those among you who are not math geniuses, that’s about a four-and-a-half week theatrical run.  That is not a good sign.

Probably the only part of the movie worth seeing: