Quickies: Mud Puppies
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What’s worse on model Dasha Astafieva — the copious nose hair, or the fledgling mustache? (Use My Computer)
The Real Housewives of Orange County’s Gretchen Rossi shows her tits. (The Dirty)
The only way the Jonas Brothers’ new album title could be any gayer is if it also contained the words “semen-soaked.” (Websters)
Pam Anderson to host a vegan cooking show with hot bikini-clad models. Better stock up on cucumbers and carrots, girls! (Hollywood Rag)
Miss California talks about the whole Perez Hilton controversy on the Today Show. (Bricks and Stones)
If you like smoking pot and masturbating, than you just struck gold, my friend. (COED Magazine)
Jennifer Aniston gets her leech-like tentacles around Gerard Butler. (Socialite Life)
Is that Bai Ling’s hair, or did a bird meet it’s maker on electric fence before being velcroed to a hat? (Bastardly)
Same old Amy Winehouse; brand-new scabs! (Holy Moly!)
I’ll give you two guesses as to why Kim Kardashian’s legs are spread and her arms are over her head. (CelebrityBodyGossip)
Ali Larter knows how to make flat-chestedness incredibly appealing. (DirtyRottenWhore)
Mandy Moore has a sexy side? Who knew? (Derek Hail)

3 Comments, Comment or Ping
Minge
Tasha Astafieva is still a fine lookin’ woman.
Apr 21st, 2009
Minge
Censored boob pics? No thanks!
Apr 21st, 2009
Minge
Forget about their album title. They’ll always be the semen-soaked Jonas Brothers.
Apr 21st, 2009
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