Quickies: Yellow Moons and Green Clovers

Apr 23, 20090

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Why is Josh Hartnett’s asshole chapped? (Celebrity Body Gossip)

Being bald has never been so cool. (YouTube)

Mark Ruffalo’s pert and sculpted bare ass! (omg blog)

Kevin Federline just found a way to make a mint off being a disgusting fatass. (Websters)

Midgets vs mascots — need I say more? (COED Magazine)

Susan Boyle is a goddamn dirty liarl (Celebitchy)

Michael Phelps doesn’t support Miss California; he just banged her. (Best Week Ever)

Curiously, the “New Moon” Wolf Pack is virtually hairless. (Agent Bedhead)

Gisele Bundchen flashes her thong! (The Grumpiest)

Because you don’t need a reason to look at Jessica Alba. (Mr. Skin)

Lindsay goes on Ellen to talk about — what else? — her breakup with Samantha Ronson. (Lainey Gossip)

Hugh Jackman’s 8-year old son has an eye for ass. (Holy Moly)

Penelope Cruz never looked more magically delicious. (Bastardly)

Kate Moss parties till her dress falls off! (Socialite Life)

Emmy Rossum looking gorgeous in a bikini. (UseMyComputer)