Beyonce is Demure
Tags: beyonce, tacky, ugly dress
You may bleach and dye and straighten the girl until she doesn’t really look black anymore, but you can never take away her desire for over-the-top, showy clothes and bling-bling. If it doesn’t have sequins and a mermaid hem, then it has a train that requires its own handler (see Toby adjusting it below?) I think I saw this dress on a Bob Mackie for Barbie dress back in the 80’s. Do you girls remember those? Those were so ridiculously awesome. That Sears Wishbook would come every Christmastime and I’d eagerly flip to see what spangled, sequined creation would be outfitting Barbie that year. I never got one, dammit. Maybe Beyonce didn’t get one either, and that’s why she’s been dressing like a peacock.
At the premiere of the shitty-looking new movie “Obsessed”:
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bionic bunny
maybe she just got it caught in the limo door…
Apr 24th, 2009
d
I own like half the Bob Makie Barbie collection. Sigh…..I’m just pityful. In my defense I was young when I got them. And I hate Beyonce so that puts my stock back up. Yeah me!
Apr 24th, 2009
Jon
I would have ripped that off if I was there and someone offered me $5 bucks.
Apr 24th, 2009
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