Apr 24, 200913
Not So Pretty Boy
Tags: pimples, zac efron
Hey peeps, it’s Sonya today and I’m taking you to Funkytown. It’s a quaint little village on the continent of Zac Efron, island of Greasy Face. I do want to warn you, you might find the villagers to be a coarse lot, with lots of belching up of yellow fluid and scratching of crotches, hence the overall inflamed appearance. Today’s forecast includes a douchey cover of beanie, and by the looks of the neighboring orbiting body, a chance of white facial showers. Enjoy your stay, but watch your back. They’re a queer sort.
Trying to hide behind his friend after a trip to Starbucks, because that’s what douchetastic boys do
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Whats up Sonya baby, happy Friday cutie!
Bleh, sure that’s not Robert Davi under there?
Apr 24th, 2009
sonya
Hi Jon, happy Friday to you too!
Apr 24th, 2009
bionic bunny
i love that there’s a “pro-active” ad plastered across the header pic.
i’ve seen better skin on a week old avocado. echh!
Apr 24th, 2009
sonya
He has that Tommy Lee Jones glow.
Apr 24th, 2009
bogart4017
real life—before phisoderm and maybellene.
Apr 28th, 2009
thom Vest
Hey CUNT, thats actually images of ME and my boyfriend… I will be serving you legal papers sometime this week for defamation of character and emotional distress. You people should really check your sources before you pay good money for images of non-celebs to post on your pathetic little websites.
Jul 2nd, 2009
Thom vest
Jul 19th, 2011
Thom vest
User-agent: *google
Disallow:google
Jul 19th, 2011
jackie
Aug 17th, 2011
jackie
no way
Aug 17th, 2011
jackie
jose! LoLoLzZL
Aug 17th, 2011
jackie
Aug 17th, 2011
bridget
Sep 26th, 2011
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