Quickies: Chop it up and make some guacaMOLE
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Looks like one of the Miss Universe Australia contestants is serving ribs on the barbie. Bleh! (Skinny vs. Curvy)
Paula Abdul isn’t drunk on TV, she’s just tired. That’s the same line I give the cops when they pull me over. (Holy Moly!)
Paris Hilton’s diseased kitty is being hidden by a terrified Chihuahua. (Webster’s)
Britney’s S&M stage performance is marred by the sight of her extensions falling out. Awesome! (CelebNewsWire)
Alessandra Ambrosio sucking face at Coachella. Jealous, are you? (Bastardly)
Susan Boyle, now with more oomph, less Oompa Loompa! (Socialite Life)
I think that might have been Michael Jackson in The Grudge. His eyes are freaking me out! (Hollywood Rag)
Lady Gaga and her damned teacup follow her onto UK TV. (Drunken Stepfather)
Katy Perry in a (what else) retro-inspired high-waisted bikini in Barbados. (Glamzilla)
Every time Spencer Pratt is ripped a new asshole on TV, an angel gets its wings. (Celebslam)
Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester jumps on the “I can act, that means I can sing” bandwagon. (The Blemish)
Alicia Silverstone seems to have a new development on her forehead since the last time I saw her. Moley moley moley moley…(Evil Beet)
Did I really want to know that Ashlee Simpson was getting groomed? The answer: No. (Seriously? OMG!)
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