Apr 27, 2009

What a Dazzling Beauty

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Mischa Barton at the 2009 Television BAFTAs

Mischa Barton went to the television BAFTAs.  This is what she wore.  The TV BAFTAs are like the British Emmy Awards, so they’re kinda formal ‘n shit.  This situation leads to several questions:

  1. Why the hell was she invited?
  2. What the hell was she wearing?
  3. No, seriously, the hell is with those shoes?
  4. Why can’t she just get struck by lightning and go the hell away?

I can only guess the answers, my friends.  I’m thinking she snuck into the awards after firing her stylist and replacing them with the blind, retarded grandson of Cousin It.  Those shoes must have been made in a special needs art class by a kid with no arms.  The lack of lightning is probably because of global warming, so that’s everyone’s fault.  Recyle, people.  It matters.

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