First Lady of France Carla Bruni’s Naked Pictures Stolen
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Hundreds of ‘highly intimate’ images of French First Lady Carla Bruni and an ex-lover were stolen over the weekend while she and President Nicolas Sarkozy were on an official trip to Spain. Vivre le vagin! According to Daily Mail
On Sunday night thieves broke into the flat of actor Julien Enthoven, who is [Carla's former lover] Raphael Enthoven’s younger brother. Raphael entrusted the pictures to his brother because he did not want them to embarrass his new partner or Mr. Sarkozy, said a detective working on the case.
‘The thieves appeared to know exactly what they were looking for – taking highly intimate prints, a camera full of further images, videos, and numerous computer files,’ said the source. ‘Nothing else was taken.’
Police now fear that thieves could take advantage of Miss Bruni’s status as an international sex symbol by selling the pictures for hundreds of thousands of pounds, [or] they could be posted on the web so as to cause maximum embarrassment to Mr. Sarkozy.
Now, I might have never been north of the Mason-Dixon line, but I did live in Mexico under the name “Conchita Juanita Frijole” for six months while an unfortunate incident with the Dade County Sheriff’s Department was ironed out, so if there’s one thing I know, it’s many nuances of international culture. And I, for one, don’t see what the big screamin’ deal here is. I’ve actually read that in France, this whole “naked thing” is practically de riguer. There’s even a place where all the naked French ladies go to dance. Apparently it’s right by a hole in the wall where the men can see it all. Too bad the whole world isn’t as well-versed in multiculturalism as I am.
Since those picts haven’t made their way on line yet, some oldy-but-goody NSFW nudes of Ms. Bruni:
19 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
She’s pretty much the only good thing France has to offer and I would love to engage in international relations with her. For the good of the nation of course.
Apr 28th, 2009
abby
I neglected to mention that they really don’t care ’cause they’re in their underwear.
Apr 28th, 2009
fred
haha i agree the only good out of france ever. ever
wouldnt mind stroiking the maloiking either
Apr 29th, 2009
Kamalraj
for all the b a s t a r d s who speak ill about france dont speak about some thing when you don’t know any thing. the french or among the only few people in world who can whole heartedly say are the best nation in world, not just for the sake to be born in or to it.
Apr 29th, 2009
Brian
She’s not even from France, she is Italian.
Apr 29th, 2009
Phil
@ kamalraj: yeah, best nation of the world if you like stinky cheese and stupid TV shows.
Apr 30th, 2009
MGM
Ilove y to mrs
May 12th, 2009
MGM
mrs carla, h a y
May 12th, 2009
acidrock1
wouldn’t you like to rip this thing apart in the bedroom…..WOW!!!!
May 15th, 2009
anti_illuminati
FRANCE is great nation NO MORE!!!!
its the STUPIDIST nation EVER
anti-immigrants president ( hungarian immigrant )
took over Blair’s place as Bush’s DOG!
they started something new! before .. politics and public service people were chosen and careful to be in some formal respectful image!
now you will elect the president who’s got the most sexy wife that you can stop following the mess your president is doing , cuz you are busy jerking off on his wife’s ASS
SHAME ON YOU FRANCE
May 18th, 2009
Dudeameister
How could you plausibly argue that France is the best nation in the world? You do realize that France has the highest rate of depression in the world (around 25%), even more then Sudan, North Korea, and all those other shitty places. Not to mention the country is socialist is hell, has very little economic growth, and get’s shitted on every year by millions of dumb-ass tourists. The only real reason France even exists is to give the rest of the world a place to vacation and a reason to feel better about ourselves.
P.S. I’d tap Bruni nine ways from side-ways. At least your president has good tastes…
May 19th, 2009
sri
so sexy the lady of france.i love her back dicks.really they are so so so sexy.i want to bit them.
Jun 12th, 2009
alexandre
mmmmm you the northamericans are very stupid frijole isn’t a mexican name stupid and you need be called “Concepcion Juana” or “Conception Jean” for be Conchita Juanita first place second place
northamerica hace the worst Tv shows like los simpson playboy mansion etc your motherfucker president is like a piece of shit stupid black men a little and stupid monkey
second place France was be and going to be without you northamericans idiots one thing is have the best weapons but it iisn’t nothing when a group of suckerdicks don’t have intelligence as you Gringos
third place do you have jealous of the France cause we have a beautiful first lady?sorry You only have the daughter of king kong as your first lady
fourth place
the women of France are more beautiful than your stupids blondes without brain cause the women of France are very intelligent
fifth and last place
your music is very very fool you have silly singers like lady gaga paris hilton tayllor swift the girls of hhigh school musical that they’re very idiots too
Why you don’t reorganize your motherfucker country before speak about the most beautiful and the best country of the world that’s France??
vive la France
et je souhait que vous perdu son stupide pays tót
Jul 1st, 2009
le chango
je je je fuck all you mofos dis wumans hoooot as hell! parle vu on my nuts?? hahaha
south american woman are the hottest most grrr women around so fuck all yas hahaha que rica esta fack
Sep 10th, 2009
jon
wao….. keren2
kapan yah ibu ani yudhoyono foto kayak gini…
hehehe…. canda :))
Sep 11th, 2009
Ray Arka
Frankly, I searched for these pictures with dirty intentions. Mrs. Carla is pretty, and i thought why not take a peek at how she is in nude. But after seeing these pictures, I think these are thoroughly professional pictures - and beautiful. Kudos to the photographer, who found her beauty and managed to capture it perfectly on the camera. To me, these are classics.
Oct 12th, 2009
hmmmm
all I can say is will she surrender like your shit arse country always does and some how think your better than every other country, muslim infested shiitehole
Oct 14th, 2009
Stef
I love you Americans, the smartest nation in the world, go back to miss teen America South Carolina, this is from far the most representative image I could find of your great country and its AMAZING people!
Oct 20th, 2009
uihik
yo buggers shud cum to me place…hindustan…we got a whole
lotta betta puccies than the ones in europe, we got up pussy, bihar pussy, mongoose pussy… YUM YUM….
Nov 15th, 2009
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