Quickies: Pork Products
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Zac Efron walks into an orgy and sadly, is unable to participate. (Pajiba)
Jon and Kate Plus Eight’s Jon Gosselin caught having an affair! (Right Celebrity)
Pete Doherty contracted the swine flu! (Post-Chronicle)
Is Vanessa Hudgens going the way of the laxative? (Skinny vs Curvy)
Boo-hoo — Halle Berry’s nursing boobs are going away. (Hollywood Tuna)
Sean Penn files for divorce from Robin Wright Penn for the THIRD time, citing “unbelievable stupidity.” (CelebNewsWire)
Mmm… Eva Mendes…. rrghlgghrmm. (Mr. Skin)
Naomi Campbell retires! Not from beating the help — from modeling, silly. (Holy Moly)
Christina Milian looks like a daytime hooker with that hair. (Bastardly)
Sexy Isla Fischer in Allure magazine. (UseMyComputer)
Seraphina Affleck finally shows her baby face! (Socialite Life)
Katie Holmes works some serious chola lip liner. (popbytes)
Jamie Spears’ boyfriend Casey Aldridge does not suffer brain injury in a car accident. He was already like that before. (CelebWarship)
Christina Applegate is People Magazine’s “Most Beautiful” cover girl. (Celebitchy)
What was Kate Winslet’s super-flattering grade school nickname? Hint: it rhymes with rubber. (Websters)

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Jon
Can’t blame that guy from Jon and Kate, his wife is SUCH a whiny bitch of a nag.
Apr 29th, 2009
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