Mariah Carey Got FAT

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Singer Mariah Carey has repeatedly claimed her measurements are a diminutive 34-22-35. Perhaps nobody ever told her you’re supposed to measure your bust, waist, and hips, not your forearms, neck, and thighs. Ugh. I haven’t seen that much pit sausage since Bring-Your-Own-Pork night at Talladega.

Celebrating her 1-year anniversary with husband Nick Cannon:

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31 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Fat, insane, take your pick.

  2. sonya

    34-22-35? Yeah, I don’t think so. Someone like Nicole Kidman, yeah. But not someone with curves like Mariah.

  3. Alex

    I heard she may be pregnant. That might explain the weight gain.

  4. Dylin

    um yeah she kinda has always been like that. sorry to burst your bubbles.

  5. Robbie

    If she was pregos I doubt she’d be drinking.

  6. Monica

    I dont think she’s fat… I think shes just put on a little weight. Her big boobs just make her look bigger… if they were a little bit more smaller or at least more covered she would not look like she gained some weight.

  7. is Nick Cannon the father

  8. omg shes the worst i hate her for denying how honest eminem was about their relationship shes a heartless fata** and shes stupid and brainles fu** her to the deepest pit of fu**in hell

  9. faz

    fat or not, she’s still HOT
    and she doesn’t have to be really sexy coz she’s not a pornstar, she’s a SINGER.

    to selda: get a life rumor monger! u must be stupid for believing in em, he’s just obsessed with MC, or maybe just to be talked about coz u can’t deny, EMINEM’S CAREER IS SINKING RIGHT BEFORE HIS DUMB ASS.

  10. Judi

    I liked Mariah when she first came out. She looked innocent and very pretty. I have to say she has talent too. Who can pitch there voice that high, not very many. She now looks trampy and it is sad that someone so talented thinks she has to show all of that skin. She is insecure and it shows. She has never been fat but some of the clothes she wears has made her look that way due to to small and way to revealing especially at her age.

  11. thesby

    when you age you will put in weight but she looks better with weight!

  12. Gino Appleman

    Mariah Carey Kimmel in shower!!

    Home private video online:

    http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=43412453&s=y

  13. Reality Check

    Her weight has been yo-yoing for years. But who really cares? She is still Mariah.

    That’s all there is to say about that.

  14. Blake

    Mariah is fat. Don’t deny it. Don’t call it weight gain. She’s fat. We all can cross the fat line, don’t push the fat line higher to make yourself feel better.

  15. I think Mariah looks great! <3

  16. Bob

    I’d still bang her fat ass.

  17. A

    Her hips look so small compared to her chest. I don’t think 34-22-35 is her measurement! her stomach is not that small. She needs to either enlarge her hips or cut down her boob fat cuz she’s proportionate. don’t tip over!

  18. diana

    Maria is a beautiful woman and nobody can take that away from her,she is sexy,talented and gorgeous.She is only looking healthy(not fat)
    If anybody thinks mariah is not one of the most beautiful woman in the world,then the person is either mentaly sick or blind!

  19. david

    when she first arrived on the scene with her five octive range… i thought there was room for her in the talent pool. then when she went all “hello kitty” i just found her too be odd. is she fat ? yes. but that is not why her sales are down. aretha still holds court and she is most large. mariahs sales are down because her diva attitude is bigger than her talent. perhaps she wouldnt look that fat if she did not insist on packing her size 10 ass …into a size 8 dress.

  20. Allie

    lol it looks like he’s texting some other girl on the side..

  21. I luv yah mariah ur the best singer n the world and if nick dnt think so then 4get him u can do better i think ur so hott n non gay way ur just big boned dnt let any1 tell u other wise stay sexy xoxoxo hugs and kisses luv briana

  22. Maybe shes fucking pregnet u fuck wadds u can all kiss her size 10 ass piss off bitchs xoxoxo we luv yah mariah kiss kiss

  23. Nickel Back

    She looks better with something in her mouth.

  24. makai

    What does it matter, that is why all our children think there is something wrong with them. has her voice changed?

  25. MARTHA

    EVERYONE IS CRAZY…….MARIAH IS THE BOMBEST BITCH NO MATTER WUT!!

  26. Stephanie

    What a fat ass! She thinks she’s such hot shit but she’s really just a fat stuck up pig

  27. jeff

    hey i would still fuck her but just to say i did and i wouldn’t tell everybody i fucked her when she was fat i would just say i fucked her and that was it.
    but damn she is big and for everybody saying she is not is probably bigger then her so shut the fuck up you fat pigs

  28. Laela

    Mariah is not fat. She is average, curvy if anything. For many men she has a very ideal body type, not unlike my own & i’ve only been told i have a great body & the men i date love it. She may not be a size 2 or as thin as most start but that does not mean she is fat. It sickens me how many of you can say that when she is actually A LOT smaller than the average woman (women many of you have in your own damn families) which is a size 14. Now that dress many not be very flattering for her curves and i don’t think the color is very nice on her either, but Mariah Carey is not fat.

  29. Mariah Carey I totally Loved her good,but after i don`t like her song,

  30. Bob

    I say she looks hot.

  31. Of Couse Mariah Carey…..I don`t know really like her…..But i do know she good song writting song from her own maybe not really …

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