Mariah Carey Got FAT

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Singer Mariah Carey has repeatedly claimed her measurements are a diminutive 34-22-35. Perhaps nobody ever told her you’re supposed to measure your bust, waist, and hips, not your forearms, neck, and thighs. Ugh. I haven’t seen that much pit sausage since Bring-Your-Own-Pork night at Talladega.

Celebrating her 1-year anniversary with husband Nick Cannon:

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16 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Fat, insane, take your pick.

  2. sonya

    34-22-35? Yeah, I don’t think so. Someone like Nicole Kidman, yeah. But not someone with curves like Mariah.

  3. Alex

    I heard she may be pregnant. That might explain the weight gain.

  4. Dylin

    um yeah she kinda has always been like that. sorry to burst your bubbles.

  5. Robbie

    If she was pregos I doubt she’d be drinking.

  6. Monica

    I dont think she’s fat… I think shes just put on a little weight. Her big boobs just make her look bigger… if they were a little bit more smaller or at least more covered she would not look like she gained some weight.

  7. is Nick Cannon the father

  8. omg shes the worst i hate her for denying how honest eminem was about their relationship shes a heartless fata** and shes stupid and brainles fu** her to the deepest pit of fu**in hell

  9. faz

    fat or not, she’s still HOT
    and she doesn’t have to be really sexy coz she’s not a pornstar, she’s a SINGER.

    to selda: get a life rumor monger! u must be stupid for believing in em, he’s just obsessed with MC, or maybe just to be talked about coz u can’t deny, EMINEM’S CAREER IS SINKING RIGHT BEFORE HIS DUMB ASS.

  10. Judi

    I liked Mariah when she first came out. She looked innocent and very pretty. I have to say she has talent too. Who can pitch there voice that high, not very many. She now looks trampy and it is sad that someone so talented thinks she has to show all of that skin. She is insecure and it shows. She has never been fat but some of the clothes she wears has made her look that way due to to small and way to revealing especially at her age.

  11. thesby

    when you age you will put in weight but she looks better with weight!

  12. Gino Appleman

    Mariah Carey Kimmel in shower!!

    Home private video online:

    http://mariah–carey-sex.blogspot.com/?id=43412453&s=y

  13. Reality Check

    Her weight has been yo-yoing for years. But who really cares? She is still Mariah.

    That’s all there is to say about that.

  14. Blake

    Mariah is fat. Don’t deny it. Don’t call it weight gain. She’s fat. We all can cross the fat line, don’t push the fat line higher to make yourself feel better.

  15. I think Mariah looks great! <3

  16. Bob

    I’d still bang her fat ass.

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