Do NOT look at this picture if you’re currently tripping balls. (UseMyComputer)

The only thing that could salvage “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” is the naked Hugh Jackman footage. LOTS of it. (pajiba)

We’ve either entered some kind of terrible time warp into the 90’s, or Gwen Stefani has started performing with her lame-ass band again. (Websters)

Bar Rafaeli + little black bikini + water = SCHWIIING! (Bastardly)

Heidi Klum wants you to live longer and prosper. Or think about her vagina. At least that’s what I did. (CelebSlam)

Hilary Duff’s thighs get more retouching done than Kim Kardashian’s in Complex magazine. (CityRag)

Megan Fox mounting a motorcycle. It’s like staring at the sun. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Miss California Carrie Prejean to replace Elisabeth Hasselbeck on “The View!” (Evil Beet)

The first time in months that the words “Lindsay Lohan eats it” have nothing to do with puss. (The Grumpiest)

Ha ha — A-Rod had bitch tits! (Fatback)

Kate Hudson must have borrowed that dress from second-string stripper. (Bricks and Stones)

Christina Applegate fears her inevitable transition into serial tit flasher! (CelebNewsWire)

Vanessa Hudgens as almost-naked as Disney will let her get. (Glamzilla)