Quickies: Off the Wagon

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More of Real Housewives’ Gretchen Rossi topless! (The Dirty)

And a peek up Aubrey HO’Day’s skirt. (Bastardly)

Maggie Gyllenhaal married Beardy McBearderson. (The Blemish)

Is that Kelly Ripa’s belly button, or some kind of extra abdominal toe? (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Ha ha ha ha ha… awkward boners! (omg blog)

David Hasselhoff’s back on BayRumwatch. (Websters)

Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger wear matching hats! How fucking gay. (The Frisky)

Michael Douglas gets fitted for an artificial knee… and adult diapers. (Holy Moly)

And you thought Mischa Barton couldn’t look like more of a tool. (CelebWarship)

Break out the Valtrex and a barf bag — Tila Tequila and Ray-J are doin’ the nasty. (Celebrity Odor)

American Idol’s David Cook loses his brother to brain cancer. (Celebrity Body Gossip)

Lindsay Lohan looks like she got the Selma Alabama version of her Sevin Nyne spray tan. (UseMyComputer)

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. BarbadoSlim

    Is Saasgard fighting for the Confederacey?

  2. sonya

    You can just call them Droopy and Fuzzy Bear.

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