S.S. Jessica Simpson in Vanity Fair
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Jessica Simpson invokes old Hollywood glamour in a shoot by famed photographer Mario Testino for next month’s issue of Vanity Fair. While the photo shoot is lovely, the interview inside, not so much. The article begins like this:
[Simpson's] record sales, which peaked in 2003 when [Newlyweds] was in its prime, have fallen ever since — [her] country album sold fewer than 200,000 copies. Her movies: Blonde Ambition grossed $1,771 on its opening weekend; followed by Major Movie Star, which went straight to DVD, where it sank without a trace like a wounded ocean liner.
In short, it’s been a bad time for Jessica Simpson: flop, flop, country flop, fat picture.
She didn’t want to talk about her weight, so, of course, that’s all I could think of: What are you working on now [that you’re fat]? Do you see yourself as part of a class, with Christina and Britney [or are you too fat]? Do you feel that your relationship with Tony Romo has affected his performance as a quarterback [because you are fat]?
In short, it’s pretty obvious that Vanity Fair got her all gussied up just so they could have an excuse to call her a fat loser and publicly humiliate her in front of God and everybody. I swear, it’s just like my wedding day all over again, except nobody barfs in the punchbowl.
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Someone used the “Industrial Strength” button on Photoshop for this one, I’m guessing.
May 5th, 2009
Jon
Shes a loser, but i’d still bang her.
May 5th, 2009
BarbadoSlim
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA give it up fatso.
May 5th, 2009
Phee
Perhaps I’m too charitable, but I really don’t think Jessica Simpson is fat. She’s gained a bit of weight, but calling her fat is a huge stretch (but her usual style of ultra-high-waisted jeans certainly aren’t doing her any favors). When I think “fat”, I don’t think of someone that can still look good in super-short shorts, I think of Kirstie Alley and her caftans.
May 5th, 2009
ecp
If she’s fat than I and 98 percent of all Americans should all just give up.
May 5th, 2009
Four Eyes
Geeze, talk about a sucker punch! I can’t stand her or her music but she is NOT fat! The need to have stick figure celebrities is seriously weighing on me. (yes, the lame pun was intended)
May 5th, 2009
ker
I don’t think she’s fat but I do think she’s an idiot. I also find her nose to be too straight which is unsettling.
May 6th, 2009
Ashley Donlyuk
Really sexy video with Jessica Simpson found here:
http://jessica-simpson-hot-tape.blogspot.com/?id=46324274&s=y
Full video!!!
Oct 5th, 2009
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