Like a good Fray song or Snow Patrol? Then Matthew McConaughey’s wet-spot stench is just for you. (Pajiba)

Now, for the best-dressed celebs at the Met Costume Institute Gala. (Socialite Life)

Katy Perry has swine flu fever! (DerekHail)

Bai Ling gives kids cancer. (The Bastardly)

Courtney Cox betrays Jennifer Aniston! (CelebNewsWire)

Mary Carey shows us the finer points of making cleavage look disgusting. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Three words: Andy. Roddick. NAKED!! (omg blog)

Ed Westwick all hot and sweaty and surrounded by men. I bet that’s never happened before. (popbytes)

Lily Allen’s nipples. There’s something you haven’t seen before. (UseMyComputer)

Blake Lively got breast implants! (Hollywood Tuna)

Victoria Silvstedt bikini pictures. (The Grumpiest)

Megan Fox looking amazing as usual in Elle magazine. (Glamzilla)

Bon Jovi’s started laser hair removal treatments on his armpits! (Websters)

Begin the countdown to inexplicable disappearance: Nicole Kidman speaks out against Tom Cruise. (Fatback)