Miss California Carrie Prejean Naked Pictures Hit the Web

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Our good friends over at The Dirty got their paws on a picture of Miss California Carrie Prejean posing topless before earning her crown — and several much-more-naked pictures will supposedly be making their way to the interwebs soon. Posing nude obviously doesn’t mesh with the ultra-conservative Christian values champion image she’s been cultivating since her infamous “I believe marriage should be between a man and a woman” response at the last month’s Miss USA competition. But no doubt about it — that’s her. Topless. TMZ says

Carrie’s rep… gave us this statement yesterday: “This was a photo that was taken several years ago, when Carrie first started modeling. An agent convinced her to pose for this photo to submit to a lingerie company, claiming they could make her the next Victoria’s Secret model. She has since learned what a lie that was, and what a mistake it was to have the photo taken.

Is there any allowance for the fact that she was a minor when the photo was taken, that would allow you not to post? She was only 17.”

A honcho at Miss California USA told us Carrie may have violated her contract, because she represented several times in writing that she never posed nude or partially nude for any photo. We’re here to tell you … that’s not true, [but] we haven’t posted the pics and won’t unless we know she was over 18.

Underneath their posturing and sense of self-righteousness, Bible-beater types are all insatiable sluts. Trust me, I know. My dad was a preacher. Years of shame and sexual repression are a veritable breeding ground for all kinds of fetishes and unchecked deviance. You put that guilty desire in the right hands and you will discover a world of pleasure the likes of which you’ve never known. And by “right hands” I of course mean “tequila.” The cheaper the better.

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13 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I’m still waiting for these inappropriate pics. I still haven’t seen any. I’ve seen hotter pics on the coppertone bottle.

    Although “Underneath their posturing and sense of self-righteousness, Bible-beater types are all insatiable sluts”

    So true. One of my girlfriends was the same and she had an inner slut that would make you get on your knees and thank god for it. Interestingly enough she couldn’t get enough spanking. Hmmmmm.

  2. abby

    It wasn’t my sister, was it?

  3. Jon

    Does she have dark hair and live in Texas?

  4. So...

    … to believe in traditional marriage, as do the vast majority of Americans, (not to mention all people throughout history), is to make one a self-righteous Bible-beater?

    So what makes it any different if you tell someone it’s wrong to kick their child in the face, or steal your car? Or how about when you say she’s wrong to believe as she does? Let’s be consistent here. The moment you say ANYTHING is wrong, YOU ARE JUDGING, and if you are allowed to do it without being dismissed as judgmental, why shouldn’t she?

    Oh I see, it’s only a problem when you don’t agree with the stance they take. Gotcha. Free speech is only for the politically correct.

    Wow, what a champion of tolerance you are.

    Look up the definition of “hypocrite” some time, you might find your picture.

  5. abby

    Oh, for fuck’s sake, man. Maybe you should try looking up “fucking buzzkill” sometime. “Biblically correct” were HER words, not mine.

  6. sonya

    Ha! Coppertone bottle! Wait, that’s a little kid on there. Jon, you have me worried. :-o

  7. Nonbeliever

    “So”, spare us the sanctimonious lecture. Prejean herself used “biblically correct”- she’s quite clearly a bible thumper or she wouldn’t have said it. Duh. It doesn’t get any more obvious.

    Here’s a hint for the future: Non-believers don’t mention the Bible. Ever. True Zealots like Prejean find a way to bring it into every conversation, regardless of relevance or appropriateness.

    “as do the vast majority of Americans, (not to mention all people throughout history)”

    You’ve personally talked to both the “vast majority of Americans” and “all people throughout history”, enough to speak for them? I think not.

    Marriage is a social contract, nothing more. That’s what it’s always been- I suggest you learn a bit more about this “history” you reference so casually. It’s only the zealots that claim it’s some contract with Jeebus and Gawd.

    Tell us, does Britney Spear’s 55-hour “marriage” fall into the category of “traditional”, therefore “good”? According to Prejean and you, this “marriage” is fine, while a 40-year same-sex relationship is “bad” and “sinful”, right?

    What a joke. And not even a funny one at that. For the life of me, I simply cannot figure out why you people give a hoot. What’s it to ya, bub? Focus on your own damn family and leave the rest of us alone.

    Bible thumpers are all the same- aggressively ignorant, endlessly arrogant, and hopelessly deluded.

  8. yeah she is hot but about gay marriage im a big believer in the great American constitution so i believe that it is the persons choice to be married as for the title of marriage being a sacred bond between a man and a women i believe to reserve that title for just men and women marriage is unfair but i believe in the bible and everything but i love the American constitution and am a strong believer in the right in it

  9. Willabeasty

    for fucks sake maybe you should realize that tolerance in itself isnt a virtue at all. just being tolerant isnt a good thing. being tolerant of good things is a good thing. if i were tolerant of say a murderer wanting to kill someone, it would not be good. and gay marriage is wrong. reason? it cant be procreative so its just as wrong as heterosexuals using a condom or birth control. shut the fuck up until you actually know what you’re talking about instead of just trying to have a really modern viewpoint of these things to sound like a good person you asshole.

  10. Bob

    You’re kidding? These are considered nude photos?

    What a bad joke. They’re not nude.

    And gays do NOT have the right to marry. Perez Hilton is a piece of crap.

  11. Art

    Nonbeliever,

    What really made you such an angry person? Obviously, you’re quite unhappy being gay.

  12. Roger

    Don’t talk about this nice lady like that. She is a lovely girl. I hope she gets married and has lots of beautiful children. She is lovely.

  13. jean pre

    OMG! she’s BALD !!

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