Quickies: Fiesta Forever

May 6, 20090

lorena-herrera

Real Housewives’ Gretchen Rossi photographed in a hotel room with a vibrator! (The Dirty)

Meet the world’s oldest dog — and no, it’s not Dina Lohan. (Right Celebrity)

Julia Roberts goes for pale in a teeny bikini. (Celebrity Body Gossip)

See pictures of the damage Jack Bauer did to that Proenza Schouler guy’s face! (TMZ)

Sharon Stone… nipples… need I say more? (CityRag)

Renee Zellweger is giving up acting, presumably for a burgeoning rap career. (The Blemish)

More of Lindsay Lohan falling down — this time, in a high-cut swimsuit. (UseMyComputer)

Human larva to systematically ravage Gisele Bundchen’s perfect body! (Celebrity Waste)

Victoria Beckham unveils her new Emporio Armani underpants and brassiere ad. (Socialite Life)

Delicious Summer Altice at the Playmate of the Year announcement party. (Bastardly)

Kelly puts the “ripped” in Rip-a. (Websters)

For the very definition of “butterface,” see Pam Rodriguez. Yikes. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Hulk Hogan threesome, or just his daughter and his whore playing kissy-face? (Holy Moly)

Sexy Cinco de Mayo Mexican models, a day late and a dollar short. Chúpalo, pendejos! (COED Magazine)