S.S. Olivia Wilde Tops Maxim’s Hot 100 List

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I’m not exactly sure where the editors of Maxim went wrong with this year’s Hot 100 List, but I think a safe bet is sometime around the year 1996, or “the last time the words ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt’ and ‘hot’ were used in a sentence without referencing fudge sundaes” as it’s known to the rest of the modern world.

Your “Top 100″ — 1. Olivia Wilde; 2. Megan Fox; 3. Bar Rafaeli; i4. Malin Akerman; 5. Mila Kunis;6. Eliza Dusku; 7. Adriana Lima; 8. Rihanna; 9. Jordana Brewster; 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:

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The equally disappointing 31-100 listed after the jump

31. Hilary Duff
32. Ciara
33. Blake Lively
34. Scarlett Johansson
35. Anna Kournikova
36. Hayden Panettiere
37. Cameron Diaz
38. Charlize Theron
39. Anna Faris
40. Lily Allen
41. Nadine Velazquez
42. Nikki Reed
43. Elisha Cuthbert
44. Avril Lavigne
45. Fergie
46. Nicole Scherzinger
47. Katie Cassidy
48. Arielle Kebbel
49. Freida Pinto
50. Taylor Swift
51. Sienna Miller
52. Beyoncé
53. Kim Kardashian
54. Rachel Bilson
55. Christina Milian
56. Amber Heard
57. Audrina Patridge
58. Miranda Kerr
59. Ana Ivanovic
60. Carrie Underwood
61. Dania Ramirez
62. Heidi Klum
63. Milla Jovovich
64. Diora Baird
65. Amanda Righetti
66. Emma Stone
67. Emmy Rossum
68. Ashley Greene
69. Jennifer Morrison
70. Maria Menounos
71. Gabrielle Union
72. Camilla Belle
73. Ashley Tisdale
74. Amanda Bynes
75. Tricia Helfer
76. Cameron Richardson
77. Stacy Keibler
78. Danica Patrick
79. Jaime King
80. Jamie Gunns
81. Heidi Montag
82. Emma Watson
83. Whitney Port
84. Minka Kelly
85. Michelle Trachtenberg
86. Ali Campoverdi
87. Summer Glau
88. Diane Kruger
89. Jamie Chung
90. Roselyn Sanchez
91. Chelsea Handler
92. Joanna Krupa
93. Michelle Obama
94. Yvonne Strahovski
95. Padma Lakshmi
96. Olivia Munn
97. Marisa Tomei
98. Rebecca Mader
99. Melissa Rycroft
100. Deanna Russo

20 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. sonya

    Are you serious, Michelle Obama? I know it’s all hip to like her, but lady is FUG.

  2. megz

    okay nikki reed shouldnt even be in the effing list shes a mediawhore and she isnt attractive at all these days ashley greene should be higher, so should miranda kerr and hedi klum im seriously sitting here with like 10 of my friends and we are all shocked that nikki reed is that high she should be on it kristen stewart is prettier than herrrr grrrrr

  3. hayley

    i agree with megz, nikki reed is not pretty at all i though she was pretty in thirteen but not anymore shes ugly where is leighton meester

  4. joe

    miranda kerr should be in top 20

  5. ryan

    mila kunis is so hot

  6. jimmy

    wtf nikki reed lindsay lohan obviously people are blind whats wrong with the world lindsay i half understand but nikki is ugly as poo

  7. carli

    nikki reedd should be way lower than that im not even sure she should be in ittt i dont find her that pretty at all

  8. Ronin

    Olivia who? I’d rather see Megan on the top of the list… http://foxymeganfox.blogspot.com/

  9. shohreh

    I’d rather see mahnaz afshar on the top of list.

  10. MrEKO

    Only in a world this messed up would Rhona Mitra not even be included in the top 100??!!

    http://www.joblo.com/images_arrownews/rhona-mitra-nude203.jpg

  11. Zeke

    Olivia Wilde is so, extremely sexy. Oh man, those eyes drive me insane! Stunning!

  12. zg

    Freida Pinto at #49? Have they even seen her? Shld be top 20 at least…

  13. Hal

    WTF? Yvonne Strahovski at #94? What the hell is wrong with people that list the hottest TV star (Chuck) at 94? She totally beats out Jordana Brewster and about 95% of the others.

  14. ryan

    I have to agree the list is complete a*s, I never even hear of #1 Olivia Wilde? and Michelle Obama at 93 someone was smoking crack because she looks like the predator, Jennifer Love Hewitt at 10, Jordana Brewsrer at 9 and Christina aguilera at 14 what is this list from 2000, and katie perry at 16 she is just ugly.

  15. samy

    Ms.Wilde is very beautiful I am a girl and straight and think that she has the perfect body with perfect face!!! she should be crowend the female of the world for havign the best body. Her supple breast her thin figure!! just awsome and so natural!!!
    Many women of all ages have breast implants (not that anything is wrong with implants whatever makes you feel comfy)…she isn’t takeing it over the top!!!
    All hail Olivia Wilde!!! and your body is the temple!!
    Beyond number 2, they are all unfit physically!! and shouldn’t even be there!! :)

  16. Zizi

    Olivia who? She’s got a guy’s body

  17. Jackson

    Miranda kerr should be number 1 she is smoking hot

  18. Jessica

    Nikki is gorgeous! She deserves the spot she’s in so all y’all ugly insecure b*tches, ease off. It’s not her fault y’all are ugly as f*ck.

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