May 12, 200911
Heidi Montag’s New “Black Out” Video
Tags: Blackout, Heidi Montag, music video, the hills
Hi kiddies, it’s Sonya today, and boy have I got a morning wake-up video for you. Perhaps sensing she can only get money from being a vortex of stupid on The Hills, Heidi Montag continues her attempt to break into the music industry. I didn’t even know that she was trying, but according to Wikipedia, her album has been trying to be released since 2007. That should tell you a lot about it. Here she is in her shitty low-budget video, trying her best to look sexy. Her writhing is about as arousing as watching my dog dragging her butt across the carpet. At least my dog is smarter than Heidi.
Screen caps, in case you can’t stomach watching her:


11 Comments, Comment or Ping
Scooter Liberty
Say what you want about her- she’s friggin smokin hot!
May 12th, 2009
me
is she sure she goes to church????
May 12th, 2009
Martiniman
Please tell me this is a parody video.
May 12th, 2009
halla
that was terrible. i would be embarrassed if i were her. that doesn’t even sound like her voice and she sucks at trying to be sexy.
May 12th, 2009
tlf
shes directing the wrong image for herself. first marrying spencer, and now this? shes screwed in hollywood.
May 12th, 2009
Jon
I think it’s called Black Out cause that’s just what happened to me watching that garbage. It was like they shot it on a home video camera and then edited it on a home PC.
May 12th, 2009
rodgerlvu
she is that hot, i never see that girl has any black out news. this the first one…
May 12th, 2009
lerch
Why the long face horse face?
May 12th, 2009
Lilia
*kneels by bed and folds hands*
dear God, please don’t tell me this is what has become of our dumb blond population. instead of taking the dumb blond jokes to heart, like they should, they instead went on to add more to the collection. please guide them in their attempt to smart and/or non-slutty. and also, please ask tweeter douche to stop TRYING to make music videos. they’re hurting my eyes.
amen.
May 12th, 2009
Jo
I actually thought the song was pretty good. It didn’t sound bad at all. The video just didn’t give her or the song any justice.
May 14th, 2009
Heather
THAT was the looongest 3 1/2 minutes of my life. That was rediculous, and trashy, almost pornographic. She looks great, but slutty all at the same time.
May 18th, 2009
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