Heidi Montag’s New “Black Out” Video

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Hi kiddies, it’s Sonya today, and boy have I got a morning wake-up video for you. Perhaps sensing she can only get money from being a vortex of stupid on The Hills, Heidi Montag continues her attempt to break into the music industry. I didn’t even know that she was trying, but according to Wikipedia, her album has been trying to be released since 2007. That should tell you a lot about it. Here she is in her shitty low-budget video, trying her best to look sexy. Her writhing is about as arousing as watching my dog dragging her butt across the carpet. At least my dog is smarter than Heidi.

Screen caps, in case you can’t stomach watching her:

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11 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Scooter Liberty

    Say what you want about her- she’s friggin smokin hot!

  2. me

    is she sure she goes to church????

  3. Martiniman

    Please tell me this is a parody video.

  4. halla

    that was terrible. i would be embarrassed if i were her. that doesn’t even sound like her voice and she sucks at trying to be sexy.

  5. tlf

    shes directing the wrong image for herself. first marrying spencer, and now this? shes screwed in hollywood.

  6. Jon

    I think it’s called Black Out cause that’s just what happened to me watching that garbage. It was like they shot it on a home video camera and then edited it on a home PC.

  7. she is that hot, i never see that girl has any black out news. this the first one…

  8. lerch

    Why the long face horse face?

  9. Lilia

    *kneels by bed and folds hands*
    dear God, please don’t tell me this is what has become of our dumb blond population. instead of taking the dumb blond jokes to heart, like they should, they instead went on to add more to the collection. please guide them in their attempt to smart and/or non-slutty. and also, please ask tweeter douche to stop TRYING to make music videos. they’re hurting my eyes.
    amen.

  10. Jo

    I actually thought the song was pretty good. It didn’t sound bad at all. The video just didn’t give her or the song any justice.

  11. Heather

    THAT was the looongest 3 1/2 minutes of my life. That was rediculous, and trashy, almost pornographic. She looks great, but slutty all at the same time.

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