Don’t You Want to See This Woman Topless?

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Lydia Hearst

If so, you’re in luck! And if so, you need some serious help! There’s something not quite right with girlfriend’s face. It’s like Barbie got hit by radioactive fallout or something. New York Post reports,

Lydia Hearst is about to get all hot and bothered at a theater near you. The blond heiress has a sex scene with Jason Behr in the opening reel of “The Last International Playboy,” which opens June 12. Later, Hearst, who plays a model named Stella, gets topless as she and Behr, as a booze-swilling Manhattan skirt-chaser, strip off their shirts.

If you don’t want to wait, you could always get one of those wind-up chattering teeth and some great big googly eyes and you’d have the same thing.

At the Conde Nast Media Group’s 5th Anniversary of Fashion Rocks in New York, desperately needing a sandwich:

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6 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    I’ve already seen her topless, nothing special.

  2. Captain_Insano

    Yes. Wait, who? Wait, it doesn’t matter. Yes.

  3. Ken B

    she looks like she should have some ones hand up the back of her shirt pullin a string to open her mouth… with all todays technology you would thing they could make puppets look more lifelike, somebody computer generate some life into her puh lease!

  4. BarbadoSlim

    Upper class inbreeding at work folks.

  5. larry

    I’ve seen her nude in many fashion mags. She is perfect. Perfect tits, sweet ass. Gorgeous. Too many jealous women and/or gay men on this site. Lydia’s a babe.

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