May 14, 20098
That Twilight Douche Had a Birthday
Tags: birthday, new moon, robert pattinson, Twilight
Twilight is easily one of the DUMBEST series of books in the history of ever, and it resulted in one of the dumbest, most boring movies ever made, starring a pothead and an unkempt retard who share absolutely no chemistry and stand around mouthbreathing and glaring at each other for two hours. Naturally, everyone involved became a huge celebrity and now we get to look at a hundred boring-ass pictures of them making jackassy faces on their birthdays. How delightful.
Robert Pattinson leaving his 23rd birthday party:
8 Comments, Comment or Ping
m
NOBODY EVER SAID YOU HAD TO READ THE BOOKS NOR WATCH THE MOVIE.SO STOP BEING A HATER AND JEALOUS B/C YOU DON’T HAVE WHAT THEY DO!!!!!!!
May 14th, 2009
BarbadoSlim
STFU
May 14th, 2009
Jennifer
Ohhh. This morning must not have been pretty for Rob.
Writer (I use the term loosely): Be grateful for Google and the tweens that can type RPatz’s name. Otherwise you would have absolutely no reading base.
May 14th, 2009
Jon
lol…have to agree, Twilight is crap and probably the best comedy of last year, but I’m biased since I have a penis. Those of the female variety seem to enjoy it somehow, but I haven’t figured out how.
May 15th, 2009
sonya
Mm, no. I rented it just to see what the hype was about, and I still don’t know what it’s about. It sucked big donkey balls. Someone needs to wire Kristen Stewart’s jaw shut because she doesn’t seem to be able to close it.
May 15th, 2009
Elle
Twilight is great and so is the saga obviously the people above and the others that hate it dont have taste in ANYTHING and by the way you suck big donkey balls!! HATERS!!!
Jun 15th, 2009
esther
Notice it was girls that say it was good.
i read the whole saga and saw twilight and everyone was dying around me just to either read the book or get a closer look at Robert’s disturbingly pale face.
the only book in the saga that i liked was new moon because there wasn’t much of Robert.
Jun 29th, 2009
esther
& you have to read the book to understand it better but if you see the movie b4 or after… then you’ll feel like the movie sucked donkey balls which compared to the book it DID.
Jun 29th, 2009
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