Oh, Honey… NO.
Tags: fashion, Jennifer Hudson, today show
What the…? Sweet jumpropin’ Jesus. I don’t even… ugh. I mean, GodDAMN.
Okay, look. I like Jennifer Hudson. She seems like a nice girl, and a whole lot of horrible shit happened to her family in the last year and so I kind of looked the other way when she wore that… whatever that bolero thing was that she wore to the Oscars. But I’m kind of a bitch and my patience ain’t infinite, you know? And I feel very strongly that she has had, if not enough time to heal, then at least enough time to hire a stylist with functioning eyeballs. Someone with sense enough to slap her across the face with a foppish white glove and then set harem pants like these on fire before they start shrieking hysterically about how she’d have to climb over their cold, dead body to be allowed out the door looking like such a hot mess.
Performing on “The Today Show”:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
Ivy
huh, looks very interesting. and….nothing to say but the ass hole funny appearance.
May 15th, 2009
Justine
Hey, remember that time when someone murdered her family? I think we can forgive some harem pants. Better yet, let’s stop criticizing what everyone wears! Wear what you want, be an individual, stand out!
May 15th, 2009
Tim
Sarah, you are getting better and better at writing. This and your Megan Fox bit (Spam and Vaseline) are great. The Twilight Birthday entry was also good. Was the Owain one by you? It’s getting to the point where it’s almost like I can’t tell who’s Sarah and who’s Abby anymore, the writing is becoming seamlessly more together. : ) You two should write “by:” and your name at the end of the post from now on.
May 16th, 2009
m45trkllr
Hmm…well she looks comfortable. =(
May 16th, 2009
Rachel
I think she’s still pretty in this pic- her smile looks genuine & like she’s having fun. I can see where she thought the blouse would hide her size but it totally looks like those cut off sweat shirts- ew.
And the pants— no more Lady GaGa knock off creations in public people!! No one can pull that weird crap off, not even Michael Jackson could make zippers cool.
May 18th, 2009
abercrombie
so pretty girl
Jul 1st, 2009
shamanyy
in my eyes, she was exactly nice and sweet smile on her face thar appeared rather geninue, and i was surprised to see her big size, i don’t know weather showed her ugly or charming, however, i inspired by her. by the way, your wearing on nike air max would be more appreciated and eye-catching. thank you for sharing!
Jul 29th, 2009
serenalin
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Aug 5th, 2009
ed hardy
in this pic- her smile looks genuine & like she’s having fun. I can see
Dec 18th, 2009
True Religion
Hmm…well she looks comfortable.
May 6th, 2010
koxp
an interesting woman
Aug 24th, 2010
heart failure
Thanks for blogging this, it was quite handy and showed me tons
Nov 1st, 2010
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