New Moon Movie Poster Leaked
Tags: cocktomom, coctomom, leaked, movie poster, nadya suleman, new moon, porn, porno, Twilight
I haven’t read any of the Twilight series or seen the movie, mostly because I’m not a simpering moron or currently enrolled in high school (which I know is redundant, but I’m saying anyway in case any Twilight fans are reading this — work with me here). Anyway, the stupid New Moon movie poster has supposedly leaked, and the general consensus among fans has been OMFG IJPMP! GG 9 KPC4VR!!! OK! Magazine says
The folks behind New Moon… need to do a better job of keeping a lid on the secrets of the sure-to-be huge sequel to Twilight. First, a woman finds a copy of the film’s script in the trash, and now it looks like the first official poster for the movie might have been leaked.
The artwork… features a smoldering R-Patts being kept away from on-screen love interest Kristen Stewart by a glowering Taylor Lautner, all set in a very misty forest.
That is quite possibly the gayest thing I’ve ever read. Right after “On Hands on Dick: Virgin Sailors” and the script for “Episode I: The Phantom Menace.”
Less gay but equally disturbing (click image for NSFW) Octomom-themed porn “Coctomom” poster:
12 Comments, Comment or Ping
sonya
Edward needs a tan. He also needs to shrivel up and die, but that’s my personal opinion.
May 19th, 2009
Becky
If this is real, where is Jacobs hair? I know he cuts it later, but was it ever that short?
May 19th, 2009
Jon
yes it is real, and its no longer leaked, it was officially released this morning.
May 19th, 2009
baldouting.blogspot.com
that coctomom poster is disturbing
May 20th, 2009
littlesilverboulder
Robert Pattinson looks weirdly like Cassidy Casablancas from Veronica Mars in that picture.
May 20th, 2009
Natasha
I personally LURVE the twilight series and this is the BEST FREAKIN’ POSTER EVAA!!!!! I heeaarrtt R.Pattz, Kristen.S and Taylor.L.
Love Tazza xx
May 27th, 2009
TeamxEdward
Edward has to be pale. He is a vampire. And no Jacob Should go kill himself
Jun 7th, 2009
Elle
You haters should go and kill yourselves GOD grow up!!!!
Twilight Rocks and is awsome! I love R.Patz J.Rathbone K.Stew nad all the rest!!!!!
sooo yeah!!
Jun 15th, 2009
JAVESSA
no jacob shouldnt go die. HE IZ FINNNNE. Team Jacob all the way
Jun 25th, 2009
brooke
bella looks gorgeous!(:
and guys, there is no team jacob considering in breaking dawn, jacob imprints with renessme; he can’t be with bella. i love him and edward!
Jul 19th, 2009
riannon
if peeps h8 twilight so much, y bovver commentin bout it
attention seekin bratts
i *luvvv* twilight
hav red all books
seen movie
cnt w8 4 20th november 2009!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ps i also luv rpatz
stop dissin him u freaksss
ok well,,, thats alll……
Jul 21st, 2009
New Moon tshirts
I watched Twilight and plan to see New Moon this week, but I’d hardly consider myself a Twi-Hard. I’ll admit, I did purchase a New Moon movie poster t-shirt to wear to the theater…
Nov 22nd, 2009
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