Evolutionary Missing Link Found
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Meet the “Holy Grail of human evolution” — the fossilized remains of a 47 million-year-old primate believed to be the long-sought missing link between humans and apes. The NY Daily News says
Officially known as Darwinius masillae, the fossil of the lemur-like creature dubbed Ida shows it had opposable thumbs like humans and fingernails instead of claws.
Scientists say the animal’s hind legs offer evidence of evolutionary changes that led to primates standing upright – a breakthrough that could finally confirm Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.
“This specimen is like finding the Lost Ark for archeologists,” lead scientist Jorn Hurum said at a ceremony at the American Museum of Natural History. “It is the scientific equivalent of the Holy Grail. This fossil will probably be the one that will be pictured in all textbooks for the next 100 years.”
Yeeeah! Exclusive — click the header image for the amazing photo of Ida wearing a bikini and walking upright that has turned the science world on its head!
Terminator Salvation’s Moon Bloodgood in Maxim magazine because she’s the missing link between your hand and your penis:
7 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
She’s decent enough looking but her personality puts me off. She’s so snobby it’s ridiculous, it’s a real turn off. As for the skeleton, I find it hard to believe.
May 20th, 2009
Or...
…it will turn out to be like EVERY OTHER missing link sold to us in the past. Evolutionists have an embarrassing history of sawing teeth to make unmatched jawbones fit together, holding onto fossils so that no independent evaluation could take place, and constantly rewriting their timelines because the fossils they find never seem to line up with what they’ve decided they want to believe. Even when their discoveries are proven to be fraudulent, they allow the false images and information to remain in our museums and textbooks for decades. So much for scientific objectivity!
People who think Creationism requires the bigger leap of faith have never spent time studying both. Die-hard evolutionists simply don’t want to give up their sexual freedom, and so will continue to lie to themselves and the world in order to keep hiding from God.
May 20th, 2009
Syd
Now *that* was God Damned funny, abby.
May 20th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Hey “OR”, I’ve got your god for you right here *points to crotch*.
Religious types have a habit of outright lying to you in order to get money in their collection baskets.
May 20th, 2009
mrmath2u
My father (lower cap) used to say: “Man sprang from from monkey but (son’s name) forgot to jump.” At last, proof of his wisdom.
May 20th, 2009
embertine
*sigh* There’s no such thing as a “missing link”. Evolution is a continuum, not a chain.
Paleontologists have never been looking for the missing link between humans and apes because they know there isn’t one; only idiot science journalists are waiting around for that.
May 21st, 2009
karlos shawboy
Look at the picture. What do you see? REALITY!!!! Not faith. Where are the pictures of the ark, the cross, god himself?? Nowhere. Because it’s all B sh*t. So much for gods great creation. People born disabled, starving children, war all round the world. There are eleven major religions around the world so which 1 is right?? Do you get our point?? There can’t be 11 stories and all be right that’s pathetic. We’re just very intelligent animals who are able to ask the great question… WHY? And the answer, back in the day thousands of years ago when we had no understanding of our place in space or understanding of time was that somebody greater than us must’ve put us here. Which is understandable but people are still brainwashed with the same idea even though there’s absolutely zero evidence whatsoever that’s why it’s called faith. Science is all around and we are now understanding where and how things all around came to be and that is down to our brains and technology constantly getting better and better. Kinda like evolution really!!!!!! I mean come on, we are (according to the bible) the first things put on this planet. So where do dinosaur bones/ fossils come into play???? You just keep believing ’cause it must be so nice to be so innocent but i’ll tell you this. We’re not here for a reason we’re just here ’cause our planet is so lucky to have the environment to be able to sustain life and when you die it’s the same as dreaming but you never wake and you don’t have dreams. Quite simple really. P.s i’m just going to turn my tap water into wine then i’m going to just take a walk over the canal to my local to show them the wine and let all the 200 regulars have a glass each from my 1 bottle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nov 23rd, 2010
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