Quickies: Fish ‘n’ Chips
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Lindsay Lohan’s back on the sauce. The tartar sauce, that is. See, it’s funny because it’s a cunnilingus joke! (Holy Moly!)
The new Captain Kirk is stickin’ it to Audrina Partridge. (Websters)
More of Megan Fox in the new Transformers, plus new hottie Isabel Lucas. (Bastardly)
Tila Tequila tweets that she’s pregnant! (Celebitchy)
Eliza Dushku topless, because, well, it’s the only way she’s tolerable. (Celebrity Odor)
Kim Kardashian’s store vandalized by gangs! Or at least by bloggers with bigger balls than mine. (Socialite Life)
Jell-O wrestling Bikini Babes, because you can’t have enough mindless objectification in one given day. (COED Magazine)
Jennifer Love Hewitt either thinks Jamie Kennedy is really funny, or she’s bracing for an enema. Which is really the same thing as listening to his stand-up routine, when you think about it. (Use My Computer)
You are now entering the Brett Michael’s Parallel Universe. Dee-dee-dee-dee! (The Dirty)
Why did Bette Midler and 50 Cent cross the road? No, seriously. (TMZ)
Paris Hilton has something to show you. Did you guess “puss?” Because “puss” would be a safe bet. (The Superficial)
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