May 20, 2009
S.S. Angelina Jolie Sexing it Up at Cannes
Tags: Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, cannes, Inglorious Bastards, photos, pictures, premiere
What more Cannes I say here? That Angelina Jolie is unbelievably, jaw-droppingly, moutain-ox strangling punch-your-mother-in-the-face gorgeous? Please. That’s like trying to sing with all the voices of the mountains or paint with all the colors of the wind. It really only works if you’re two-dimensional and cloyingly stereotyped.
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missing-the-point
If there was ever a time that God should have initiated a wardrobe malfunction that was it…
May 21st, 2009
Jon
Blah, she hasn’t been hot in years. Since she’s gotten so thin she looks like a concentration camp victim.
May 21st, 2009
Captain_Insano
^Agreed. She’s looked awful for years.
May 21st, 2009
sonya
I’m pretty sure I saw legs like that on the T-Rex in Jurassic Park.
May 22nd, 2009
sjp
“T-Rex”..lol. That is harsh, but I have to agree. This woman looks like she’s running herself into the ground. The red lipstick is too garish and what’s with the shiny face?
May 23rd, 2009
required
If one just saw a picture without knowing who this dame was and separated the body above and below the waist, you would guess its a whore on top, and horse below. And you would never understand that slit.
Jun 12th, 2009
Kate
Picking bones in an egg…
Jul 29th, 2009
Louis Vuitton
which one would be the end key the red one?
Oct 1st, 2009
Jeffry Lobel
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Oct 5th, 2009
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