Quickies: Tongue-Tied

May 21, 20090

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Lady Gaga‘s unfortunate National Geographic nip slip. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Is that a Anna Faris upskirt I see? (UseMyComputer)

Zac Efron wants you to see Vanessa Hudgens naked — presumably so he doesn’t have to. (CelebNewsWire)

Rihanna’s new fuck buddy is actor Aubry Drake! Yeah, never heard of him either. (Socialite Life)

The officially naked Real World/Road Rules Butt Contest! (omg blog)

Hayden Panettiere flashes her panties at Cannes. (Bastardly)

Beyonce looking like a heifer in a corset onstage in Madrid. (Glamzilla)

I’d say Paris is just trying to kiss sexy-like, but it’s probably an involuntary gag reflex from the updraft from her crotch. (Websters)

“Angels & Demons” — the televised golf to “The Da Vinci’s Code’s” televised cricket. (Pajiba)

When did Kelly Brook get fatter than Kim Kardashian?! (Celebrity Odor)

Ha ha — Hayden Panettiere’s tattoo is spelled wrong! (CelebSlam)

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are getting married… and then divorced. (Holy Moly)

I have to admit Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson’s baby Bronx is pretty darn cute. (Seriously? OMG)