S.S. Bikini Girl is a Twat
Tags: bikini, bikini girl, duet, kara dioguardi, katrina darrell
Bikini Girl Katrina Darrell is telling anyone who will listen that judge Kara DioGuardi humiliated herself during their bikini-off on Wednesday’s American Idol finale. Us Weekly quotes her as saying
“I don’t think [DioGuardi] got the reaction she was hoping for. I think she probably thought I would cry or get mad, and I didn’t — I played it off. She just made herself look stupid. She didn’t make me look stupid. I did really well considering all that I went through.
[Kara] said [to me], ‘Oh sweetie, I hope you didn’t take anything personally.’ I rolled my eyes, and my sister said, ‘Hey, next time you try to upstage my sister, get a spray tan! How old are you? 45 or 50? I looked back and shrugged. She kind of said what I was thinking!”
Bikini Girl clearly did her own highlights with a box of Frost ‘n Glow and put on a solid fifteen pounds (before pic here) of belly fat (compare to Kara’s perfectly toned stomach here), so I can see why she might get a little defensive. Or, you know, play defensive end for the Lions next season. At the rate she’s going, she’ll be pushing triple digits by 2010 easy.
13 Comments, Comment or Ping
lerch
ha ha this bikini girl is one stupid bitch, she got OWNED by Kara, Kara upstaged her in singing, talent, looks and body, Kara isn’t a fake, dumb, stupid bimbo…
Bikini Girl fuck off and die, you lame excuse for a female.
May 23rd, 2009
anonymous
no no, kara owned her in that stage. ha ha ha. it was efing hilarious. way to go kara!
May 23rd, 2009
Tim
I’m sorry to say it, but the bikini girl really deserved to be humiliated. I’m a guy, and I can clearly see that the bikini girl is a huge setback for women everywhere. She is barely talented at singing, so she does the whole bikini thing to try to get somewhere. Then she gets implants and makes it even worse. I am not against women getting implants, but using them and sporting them on American Idol is just tacky, even for American Idol. I hope she never becomes famous or young girls everywhere will want to get boob jobs and try to become famous even though they can’t sing.
Kara has every right to do this sort of bitch move bc the bikini girl really insulted her last time.
May 23rd, 2009
BarbadoSlim
Both these hos are fat.
May 24th, 2009
Junebug
Good for Kara. Pie face/pizza girl cant sing to save her damn life. Her bikini look is not that special. I know.
May 24th, 2009
Governator
This is crazy. The woman in black looks like an Eritrean 6-year old on a water diet and you guys are saying the girl in the bikini got owned?
May 24th, 2009
Jon
Yeah I don’t get it either Governator.
May 25th, 2009
spatz
that kara chic looks all sinewy and just kind of gross. sorry.
May 25th, 2009
Captain_Insano
Who fucking cares who upstaged who, this show is the downfall of humanity and you should all be ashamed for having watched it.
May 25th, 2009
lol
you people watch american idol lololol
May 25th, 2009
abby
I’m pretty sure the actual downfall of American society was somewhere around the time of “Keeping up with the Kardashians.” American Idol was just the precursor.
May 26th, 2009
katrina
Hey I feel twice as insulted 1st that lil cunt has my name, 2nd she is the worst display of a bikini girl. I’m sure that the club promoting paid for her boobs but all that drink add some weight on that girl. she should have tried to put effort into her look.
May 26th, 2009
lerch
Abby, don’t forget the pathetic Sunset Tan and The Simple Life.
May 26th, 2009
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