Brooke Hogan is High: The Video

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I stopped watching this video of Brooke Hogan after she gave her half-eaten apple a voice and made it pretend to sign her tit, but if you can make it past the four minute mark, you can learn all you ever needed to know about the finer points of eating an apple. Namely:

1. You need a tube of Aquaphor off your boyfriend’s table (apparently your significant other should have psoriasis or diaper rash)

2. Put the Aquaphor on your apple and smear some on your lips

3. Drink some cough medicine

Immediately following step three, you should make sure to double over with inane laughter and continue blathering like a goddamn loon, making sure that at no point are you even remotely funny in the slightest. Or as I like to call it, “blogging.” Trust me, it’s a lot harder than I make it look.

Stills from her new piece of crap video “Falling” from her new album “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me No WAY Is That the Real Fucking Cover, Right?“:

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66 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. Jon

    Shes hot, but like girl at the mall hot. Not Hollywood standards hot. Either way her family is fucked up.

  2. lerch

    Ugly, talentless and annoying as hell and she is NOT sexy, look at her broad shoulders and massive man jaw errrgghhhh

  3. Leonard Bernabei

    Brooke Hogan in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
    VIDEO:

    http://brooke-hogan-video.blogspot.com/?id=94071369&s=y

  4. would be amazing video of brooke hogan,son you well.

  5. yeah!But very well.

  6. yeh .. but i need something like this video news celebrity..

  7. likes brooke hogan

  8. she usealy didn`t always loved brooke hogan,but once she did always..

  9. they`re likes some fan they`re it fan sometimes..

  10. she didn`t like Brooke Hogan

  11. yes she didn`t like brooke hogan

  12. you know comedy girl which brooke not favorite show she wouldn`t been there from her yet

  13. everything but except that i don`t cared……….Brooke Hogan……..

    about your video gratuted from it well…

  14. Brooke Hogan as well she would be doing great video..

    Mine wasnt good..

  15. loved her good brooke hogan and that`s how she didnt great job with that album she doesnt cared about it that now

  16. hey….brooke hogan when it is there anytime you email me soon…

  17. thanks..Thts Ok..But email…forget that..

  18. But your wrong..But i`m Ok…WWWF ROCKD..GOOD..

  19. wow…I`m great…Holla..To Brooke Hogan…

  20. wow….I`m good…I`m Ok…But well from hell fan..

  21. because your Ok..IM NOTHING BUT HELLO FAN FROM HER..

  22. why why why are you nothing but hello fan from girl.

  23. because she didn`t realize from brooke hogan..

  24. thats weird huh.I need something very clocher…

  25. yeah whatever life goes life from yo

  26. yes why doesnt she useally rock it well life and your life yo watch it!!

  27. yeah she didnt totally watch it it it!! But I knew her good..

  28. yo why?because she did it again with some Brooke Hogan..
    she yo roking with her..

  29. Yo seems weird and I still know how album coming great about brooke hogan yo still loved brooke hogan i guess so……………………….

  30. Britney Spears whats else should know about Brooke Hogan she great huh…yes she great performer well and she knows some moves didnt those yet..Now and I know where else should know where?I know Justin need some moved weh!

  31. yes why don`t you know about shoulders when I know how been easy when i your wrong about it,MOBERS.

  32. yes that`s ways from your wrong about it hye,ways didnt you got it..Moverd It..

  33. yes why why why don`t you give`rs gurls something like`s him she know`s about Gurls`something huh,HAHAHAHAAHAHA!

  34. But I know about people,I wanter someone liked me and I myself and I don`t you gett hosers well.But I know about it FROM..

  35. yesss why don`t buy some new animal`s somewhere else I know else..
    but i know where I know wbs…

  36. what` else I know I know about it I well..
    eminem I know where I seems tht`s alriight..
    But I know at there somewhere else like that some garden`s aren`t thios..

  37. yes I know ways from there I know that`s ways didnt those already those..
    but i know that`s likesss,Oh just leave it alone…
    but you wrong!wrong!wrongaas….

  38. yes why i know about it somewhere I know it `s seems I know..
    but i know that`s riight about it,yes i know some fans near this..

  39. I know some men i know lookes great with some Imbecile`s life…
    Buy some food I know…

    Lol….

  40. I haven`t seems weird buy some food something like…
    I haven`t seems like this WOMAN..

  41. I don`t like some good hair with some my life…
    I do know about Brooke Hogan need get those life…

    I know like brooke hogan she great singer and I know why?

    Buy some food and I know who`s hands offf…

  42. Buy something like new stuff eat like that,I know..

    who`s hands offff my eating gooose like this…

    I know some Fucking Like this….

    Now I know some Geeks UNCLE…

    I maybe I well from her Now…

    Listen you Suckle UNCLE YOU FUCKING IDIOT`.S

  43. Brooke Hogan she great singing huh,I know she wasn`t that great huh…
    But I know something great about it,I know she great huh…
    Yes why why why I know that`s riight surely this ways…

    Buy something from Her great…

  44. yes why why why brooke hogan she doesn`t haven`t those people aren`t you well with her..

  45. yes she doesn`t always she did with some with dancing group actually i know who but i dont know who..

    yeah i know..But Brooke hogan she doesn`t cared about it…

    Brooke Hogan you rock it..

  46. But I know how much lies brooke hogan,I know how much people don`t know about people..I know some bussy eh…………………..But I know couldn`t been there with some idiot people….

  47. Maybe I know why why why don`t look great some mirror how like that much better with some life I know……Brooke Hogan I know she well..
    But I know that someone got be there with looked great in mirror mister,I know you don`t looked great…

  48. yes why why why because you though brooke hogan,I don`t know what else,Ok..

  49. Brooke Hogan I don`t forget her from that i know myself…

  50. yeah but she knew brooke hogan alright but she doesn`t cared about people..But she knows about her life with someone…Maybe she was like huh with Brooke Hogan her like huh,what else been there with her,oh just leave this Pig Girl we don`t know who`s?she will be like pig girl…

  51. yeah but she totally found her like A Pig.

  52. But I know she was thinking with something like huh,I know…
    maybe she wasn`t there with someone like that….Just let you know about that I know,what Girls….But I know what else..
    Brooke Hogan you got tell me this about it…

  53. Maybe i know that nicely people will like huh,I know she will those….
    But I know that once she was like that with Brooke Hogan,I know..
    Girls can`t stop thinking about people..

  54. yes why why why I don`t know about people,but i know that someone like member like this people..But I know who`as people..
    but i couldn`t been there with someone like that maybe…
    yes why why don`t you got with him,oh just let me know brooke hogan..

  55. But I couldn`t bunny poeple..But I know why why why i couldn`t been there wit someone stupid thinga world…But I know that Brooke Hogan…

  56. Now i couldn`t been there with someone like her,I know…
    But I couldn`t been there with something like..

    Yes why why why don`t knoow.

  57. But I know someone like Huh,I funny comedy huh,I know..
    He need something like Respectly people…
    But I couldn`t been hand off,must been there…

  58. But I couldn`t like this ways from her comedy girl..But I know what else she didn`t got it..Maybe Hot Babe you haven`t seens maybe you know,Ok..

  59. yes why why why don`t you give it up with someone,I know maybe he doesnt cared about them..But I know who`s people…I know maybe I know that`s riight about it who`s needs someone….But I know that people who`s right about him..

    But I know who`s right about people room,oK.

  60. yes who`s ideal..Now I know that`s right people…
    but i couldn`t been there with someone Hot Babe part..

  61. but i know that someone doesn`t know about brooke hogan she great,I know maybe i still got to go..But I know…Music…

  62. But I know that brooke hogan she great but i still know about people..she great actually i did usealy music great.

  63. But i still know about Brooke Hogan she didn`t know that fans hater her,i know that she does like them from fans…

  64. yeah but still she didn`t know what else brooke hogan wouldn`t like that from her fans…………….

  65. Brooke Hogan I know she great with fans,and I know that someone didn`t know what else with someone….

  66. yeah but i know that Brooke Hogan she always like her fans…But I know that i am wrong with her never….

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