Brooke Hogan is High: The Video
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I stopped watching this video of Brooke Hogan after she gave her half-eaten apple a voice and made it pretend to sign her tit, but if you can make it past the four minute mark, you can learn all you ever needed to know about the finer points of eating an apple. Namely:
1. You need a tube of Aquaphor off your boyfriend’s table (apparently your significant other should have psoriasis or diaper rash)
2. Put the Aquaphor on your apple and smear some on your lips
3. Drink some cough medicine
Immediately following step three, you should make sure to double over with inane laughter and continue blathering like a goddamn loon, making sure that at no point are you even remotely funny in the slightest. Or as I like to call it, “blogging.” Trust me, it’s a lot harder than I make it look.
Stills from her new piece of crap video “Falling” from her new album “You’ve Got to Be Kidding Me No WAY Is That the Real Fucking Cover, Right?“:
17 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
Shes hot, but like girl at the mall hot. Not Hollywood standards hot. Either way her family is fucked up.
May 27th, 2009
lerch
Ugly, talentless and annoying as hell and she is NOT sexy, look at her broad shoulders and massive man jaw errrgghhhh
May 28th, 2009
Leonard Bernabei
Brooke Hogan in swimming pool absolutely naked!!
VIDEO:
http://brooke-hogan-video.blogspot.com/?id=94071369&s=y
Oct 5th, 2009
sweet_girl_55555
would be amazing video of brooke hogan,son you well.
Jan 18th, 2010
sweetgirlcandy
yeah!But very well.
Jan 18th, 2010
sweetgirl
yeh .. but i need something like this video news celebrity..
Jan 23rd, 2010
girl
likes brooke hogan
Jan 23rd, 2010
sweet_aaliyah
she usealy didn`t always loved brooke hogan,but once she did always..
Jan 23rd, 2010
sweet_girl
they`re likes some fan they`re it fan sometimes..
Jan 24th, 2010
sweetgirl
she didn`t like Brooke Hogan
Jan 31st, 2010
sweet_girl
yes she didn`t like brooke hogan
Jan 31st, 2010
sweet_girl
you know comedy girl which brooke not favorite show she wouldn`t been there from her yet
Jan 31st, 2010
sweet_honey
everything but except that i don`t cared……….Brooke Hogan……..
about your video gratuted from it well…
Feb 3rd, 2010
Canfy
Brooke Hogan as well she would be doing great video..
Mine wasnt good..
Feb 3rd, 2010
sweetgirl
loved her good brooke hogan and that`s how she didnt great job with that album she doesnt cared about it that now
Feb 7th, 2010
sweetgirl
hey….brooke hogan when it is there anytime you email me soon…
Feb 7th, 2010
sweetAaliyahFan
thanks..Thts Ok..But email…forget that..
Feb 7th, 2010
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