Quickies: Gift Horses

May 28, 20091

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Lauren Conrad is a huge ungrateful cunt. (Websters)

See the first-ever kitty cat born with real wings! (omg blog)

How can this be — Ashely Tisdale looking… hot? (Bastardly)

Nude Nicole Sherzinger bath time photos! (Post Chronicle)

Now, and even better view of Adriana Lima’s baby maker, pubes and all. (Dirty Rotten Whore)

Eva Green gets freaky hot on your ass. (Agent Bedhead)

Katie Holmes needs more sex! (CelebNewsWire)

The Top Ten 2009 MTV Movie Award Babes! (Mr. Skin)

Isla Fisher shows off her killer rack. (UseMyComputer)

Top Ten Pansy White Boy Bands, starting with Toad the Wet Sprocket and finishing with “Insert Your Favorite Band Name Here.” (Pajiba)

Britney Spears’ new fragrance “Mo,” targeted directly at the gays. Must double as anal lube or something. (Hollywood Rag)

Diora Bard unbelievably sexy in DT magazine. (popoholic)

Lady Gaga says she’s attracted to women. Too bad only gay men are attracted to her. (Holy Moly)

Shocking revelation — Tori Spelling killed her father! (Socialite Life)