Princess Leia gold bikini pillow fight! (AgentBedhead)

The Hogans: Still klassy after all these years. (WIMB)

Beyoncé is looking creepy as hell on the cover of Marie Claire. (GoFugYourself)

Tori Spelling may be nine kinds of hot mess, but at least she’s better than her mother. (WWTDD)

Kanye has another temper tantrum. (CelebWarship)

Oh look, pictures from Britney’s new video!  There’s a lawnmower involved.  Greeeeeat.  That bodes really well. (IDLYITW)

Rachel Weisz likes to get naked. (Cityrag)

I am beyond sick of Jon & Kate Gosselin, but for those of you still interested in their tacky passive-aggressive trainwreck shenanigans, they’re being investigated for child labour law violations. (Cele|bitchy)

Stacy & Clinton teach Blossom What Not to Wear on tonight’s season premiere. (SOMG)

The Scripps spelling bee happened again, and some little girl won. (EvilBeet)

Nicole Richie is about to pop out her second Madden spawn, and she’s cooked up a whole list of heinous baby names. (CelebNewsWire)

In completely unnecessary remake news, some Hollywood asswad decided it’d be a good idea to “re-imagine” the 1985 masterpiece Girls Just Want to Have Fun. (Dlisted)

Phil Spector (I totally forgot he even existed) finally got sentenced for the 2003 murder of actress Lana Clarkson. (Celebslam)

I’ve never heard of “Ralph” magazine, but they say some chick named Emily Scott is Australia’s sexiest woman.  She’s really tan and shiny, and she has a gigantic rack. (Egotastic)