Sacha Cohen Ass-Plants Eminem at MTV Awards: The Video
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Vampire shitfest “Twilight” took home five awards at the MTV Movie Awards last night while “Slumdog Millionaire” walked away empty-handed, confirming everyone’s suspicion that the next generation is full idiot twats that could benefit from a good tear-gassing. But despite the lack of mass-released lachrymatory agents, the show was still salvaged by “Bruno” actor Sacha Baron Cohen’s descent from on high ass-first into rapper Eminem’s unsuspecting face. Us Weekly says
Dressed in white wings and feathers and suspended by cables, he flew around the Gibson Amphitheatre [and] happened to land on Eminem, with his bare buttocks in the rapper’s face.
A visibly upset Eminem yelped. “Get the [fuck] off me!”
“Nice to meet you,” Cohen replied.
Eminem’s bodyguards then proceeded to pull Cohen off the rapper.
“Hey, don’t touch me! I’ve already got a boyfriend!” he yelled.
Once Cohen was off Eminem, the rapper jumped up and stormed out of the theater with his bodyguards.
Ooh, I bet that’s just like what the apostles saw when Jesus ascended into heaven. Except, you know, with more taint and freshly-waxed ball sack.
5 Comments, Comment or Ping
Jon
First of all, they still have the MTV Video Awards? People stopped watching that crap like 3 years ago.
Second, that borat moron is going to get himself shot one day and then wonder why.
Jun 1st, 2009
Duuude
That sad fuck Eminem should have had some humor.
I am not a big fan of Borat/Bruno, but being pissed and storming out hardly will get Eminem sympathies …
Jun 1st, 2009
ebenezzer
He couldn’t have landed on a perfect target anyway.
Eminem is such a weasel geek anyway, he probably got too excited and left all sweaty. hahaha
Jun 1st, 2009
Mike
Lets be real how many man out there can have some other man dick, balls and hairy ass in your face and find it funny. If you’re one of those man then you’re gay period. Not saying I hate gays, I have plenty of gay relatives but to be that close to another man in that way is out of my comfort range. People end up dead in similar situation. Those pictures above shows how inconsiderate Sacha Cohen really is to he swears there’s no young viewers. Don’t want my niece to see a happy half naked man acting a fool as if its normal to do so in public. Come on people!
Jun 1st, 2009
jim
Im 13 and was watching it.. I thought it was really nasty good think my mom didnt ctach me watching it I would have got in trouble. but I thought it was pretty funny. I went and looked up bruno on the computer and this lead me to find gay porn.. good stuff… i jizzed on my 6yr old sis face while she was sleeping..
my mom thought it was milk.
Jun 4th, 2009
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