Juvenile Delinquency

Jun 2, 20090

Pete Wentz

Surprise, surprise, Adam Lambert is gay, which only delusional preteen girls didn’t already know. (Holy Moly!)

Spencer and Heidi’s new reality show dies before it even hits the toilet bowl. (Webster’s)

Anne Hathaway stuffs her crotch. (CelebNewsWire)

More classic skin: Sci-Fi Babes! (Mr. Skin)

Lily Allen with yet another wardrobe “malfunction”. (Bastardly)

Hugh Jackman yumminess! (Socialite Life)

If that’s what New Jersey housewives look like, keep me very far away. Very far. (Dlisted)

Octomom criticizes Kate Gosselin for being an attention whore. Whaaaa??? (Evil Beet)

Elizabeth Hurley is over 40 and still the hotness. (Celebrity Odor)

The Maserati Lindsay Lohan borrowed is up for auction for a paltry starting price of $25,000. I bet it’s the stink. (Hollywood Rag)

If wearing your fannysack didn’t make you look retarded enough, you can now get a Cap Sac! (omg blog)

Pete Wentz likes to get kids drunk. I don’t even want to know what for. (Celebslam)