So, apparently there’s some show called “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”, and I guess it’s all about taking has-beens and douchebags and dropping them in the jungle and filming the ensuing nervous breakdowns.  For reasons I can only imagine involved copious amounts of alcohol and a contract with Lucifer, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ended up on the show and spent the first two days gracefully alternating between fits of crying and threats to leave.

Yesterday and today were riddled with asinine nonsense from both of them Twittering about asking Jesus to help them and clodhopping through LAX covered with blankets and generally acting as heinous as humanly possible about quitting this stupid “Jackasses of the Jungle” show.  Except… oh, wait.  That whole rigamarole was just a bunch of fake drama they cooked up for attention, just like every other dickhead thing they do with their worthless lives.  From Us Weekly:

Heidi and Spencer Pratt are remaining on the NBC reality show I’m a Celebrity … Get Me Out of Here! after all, Usmagazine.com has confirmed.

“Heidi and Spencer are still in the jungle and part of the show,” their rep told Us Wednesday morning.

Us can also exclusively report that Spencer’s sister Stephanie and his friend Spenser (yes, there’s another one, only spelled with an ’s’) were the people under the blankets at L.A.’s LAX airport Tuesday night. They were simply used as decoy to throw people off and give the illusion that Spencer and Heidi had returned to L.A., says a source.

Spencer and Heidi had already tried to quit the show at least twice — and then un-quit.

They strongly suggested on Tuesday’s show, however, that they were leaving for good.

“Super-celebrities don’t belong in the jungle. They belong in Hollywood with the paparazzi,” Spencer said.

Ugh.  Seriously.  If that Ganush gypsy lady from Drag Me To Hell could do me a gigantic favour and give these two famewhoring bitches a couple of Lamia curse buttons, that’d be great.

Promo stills from “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”: