Quickies: Dandy Does a Dance

Jun 3, 20091

Oh look, it’s the second most terrifying thing I’ve ever seen. (WIMB)

The 10 best music videos of the 1980s. (Pajiba)

Sacha Baron Cohen is being sued by a bingo-playing woman from Bruno. (Cele|bitchy)

Jennifer Ellison does “Nuts” magazine. (IDLYITW)

LeAnn Rimes might be a stalker. (ASL)

Speaking of stalking, Lindsay Lohan stalks her prey internationally. (Allie)

Kate Gosselin is at the beach again. (WWTDD)

Helena Bonham Carter is still batshit insane. (GFY)

Renee Zellwegger squints it up in Glamour magazine. (ICYDK)

In news that surely shocks absolutely no one, it turns out little bitch Chris Brown has a teeny weeny penis. (CNW)

The Hogans still haven’t died in a fire, still won’t shut up. (PopCrunch)

Brad Pitt calls Mel Gibson “sugar tits”. (SOMG)

Melissa Joan Hart is a humanitarian. (TheBlemish)

Miley Cyrus has a new clothing line for Wal-Mart. (EvilBeet)

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The only way he could possibly look any gayer is with a dick in his mouth and a set of nuts on his chin….

Jun 3rd, 2009