Jun 4, 2009
S.S. Slattern of the Month
Tags: cocktail waitress, George Clooney, Lucy Wolvert, s.s.
This is George Clooney’s latest floozy. It should shock no one to learn that she’s a cocktail waitress, although at least this one doesn’t have my name, thank God. No, this one’s name is Lucy Wolvert. She’s from Miami and she’s 23 (Clooney, by the way, is 48). She’s an “aspiring model” (translation: starfucker) and she has a MySpace which she hasn’t updated since 2006 and is mostly all about how in love she is with some frat-looking dude named Landon. She seems like she’s pretty much clinically retarded, which incidentally appears to be exactly Clooney’s type.
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Jon
I can’t blame the man. In his position I’d bang all of the young hot pussy I could too.
Jun 4th, 2009
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