That Twilight Chick is Still Alive
Tags: Kristen Stewart, Twilight
Oh look, it’s one of those mouthbreathing Twilight retards. Not the homeless looking boy one. It’s the stoner one. The girl. This is a photoshoot for… I dunno, some shit or something. The photo agency tags said only that it happened at Santa Monica Pier, and I seriously can’t be bothered to find out any more about it.
I still say that Kristen Stewart confuses my eyeholes. She could probably be really attractive, except for the fact that she looks goddamn baked out of her gourd about 97% of the time. I’m surprised she managed to remain upright for most of this shoot, although she did fall asleep for a little while (twice). She also appears to have sprained her ankle at one point, presumably because she was engaged in a lovely conversation with the pier which suddenly went south when she thought the pier called her a hebetudinous slag and she tried to kick it in the shin, only to discover that the pier is not, in fact, a person.
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RebelBoy
I Think KRISTEN Is Absolutely Adorable!
She does not think of herself as a Prema Donna at all!
She is much different from the regular “HollyWhores” around!
* Kissing you Kristen * x o
Jun 4th, 2009
Jon
Im surprised she hasn’t OD’d on crack by now.
Jun 4th, 2009
LUVu
haha this shows you how many pictures they need to get one decent. I think she would be half pretty if she was a healthy girl, u know? if she didnt smoke and all that. but she is not, she looks anorexic. I really dont mind if she´s a stoner. actually it´d splain a lot and be a plus if she hadnt been such an idiot for gettin caught. but she is a fake so probably did it on purpose. Anyway she looks miserable all the time. with tons of makeup she looks ´normal´.
Sep 22nd, 2009
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